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If y'all are gonna trade insults...
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The squint, the cocked eye and clenched first are the cornerstones of all Merseyside communication from birth to grave -
Originally posted by Diver View PostThou errant base-court hedge-pig!
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Style!I've seen much of the rest of the world. It is brutal and cruel and dark, Rome is the light.Comment
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Get a hamster, place in blender, blend, place blended hamster in pot. plant bulbs in pot, wait for them to grow.
Presto!! Tulips from hamster jamConfusion is a natural state of beingComment
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Originally posted by Diver View PostGet a hamster, place in blender, blend, place blended hamster in pot. plant bulbs in pot, wait for them to grow.
Presto!! Tulips from hamster jamThe squint, the cocked eye and clenched first are the cornerstones of all Merseyside communication from birth to graveComment
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Originally posted by EqualOpportunities View PostOh ffsConfusion is a natural state of beingComment
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Originally posted by Diver View PostsorryThe squint, the cocked eye and clenched first are the cornerstones of all Merseyside communication from birth to graveComment
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Originally posted by EqualOpportunities View PostNo worries - it is a tulip joke though. In more ways than one.Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
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Originally posted by EqualOpportunities View PostNo worries - it is a tulip joke though. In more ways than one.
I read that three times before I picked up all the nuances.
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