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    #11
    Originally posted by Francko View Post
    Great. Now we will read tulips everywhere.
    Mardy arse.
    The squint, the cocked eye and clenched first are the cornerstones of all Merseyside communication from birth to grave

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      #12
      Originally posted by Diver View Post
      Thou errant base-court hedge-pig!

      Nice one Clip

      Style!
      You tuliped tulipant tulipiefied tulipped tulip of tulipous.
      I've seen much of the rest of the world. It is brutal and cruel and dark, Rome is the light.

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        #13
        Get a hamster, place in blender, blend, place blended hamster in pot. plant bulbs in pot, wait for them to grow.
        Presto!! Tulips from hamster jam
        Confusion is a natural state of being

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          #14
          Originally posted by Diver View Post
          Get a hamster, place in blender, blend, place blended hamster in pot. plant bulbs in pot, wait for them to grow.
          Presto!! Tulips from hamster jam
          Oh ffs
          The squint, the cocked eye and clenched first are the cornerstones of all Merseyside communication from birth to grave

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            #15
            Originally posted by EqualOpportunities View Post
            Oh ffs
            sorry
            Confusion is a natural state of being

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              #16
              Originally posted by Diver View Post
              sorry
              No worries - it is a tulip joke though. In more ways than one.
              The squint, the cocked eye and clenched first are the cornerstones of all Merseyside communication from birth to grave

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                #17
                Originally posted by EqualOpportunities View Post
                No worries - it is a tulip joke though. In more ways than one.
                Confusion is a natural state of being

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by EqualOpportunities View Post
                  No worries - it is a tulip joke though. In more ways than one.


                  I read that three times before I picked up all the nuances.

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