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If y'all are gonna trade insults...
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Mardy arse.The squint, the cocked eye and clenched first are the cornerstones of all Merseyside communication from birth to grave -
You tuliped tulipant tulipiefied tulipped tulip of tulipous.Originally posted by Diver View PostThou errant base-court hedge-pig!
Nice one Clip
Style!I've seen much of the rest of the world. It is brutal and cruel and dark, Rome is the light.Comment
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Get a hamster, place in blender, blend, place blended hamster in pot. plant bulbs in pot, wait for them to grow.
Presto!! Tulips from hamster jam
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Oh ffsOriginally posted by Diver View PostGet a hamster, place in blender, blend, place blended hamster in pot. plant bulbs in pot, wait for them to grow.
Presto!! Tulips from hamster jam
The squint, the cocked eye and clenched first are the cornerstones of all Merseyside communication from birth to graveComment
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Originally posted by EqualOpportunities View PostOh ffs
sorry
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No worries - it is a tulip joke though. In more ways than one.Originally posted by Diver View Post
sorryThe squint, the cocked eye and clenched first are the cornerstones of all Merseyside communication from birth to graveComment
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Originally posted by EqualOpportunities View PostNo worries - it is a tulip joke though. In more ways than one.

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Originally posted by EqualOpportunities View PostNo worries - it is a tulip joke though. In more ways than one.
I read that three times before I picked up all the nuances.
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