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  • Diver
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    Originally posted by Zorba View Post
    Yes, just £2 a month could help this poor ASAP consultant retrain into Excel or even .Net. DimPrawn's story is a sad one - whilst barely scarping a wage, his job was outsourced to a seafood farm off the coast of Bangalore and he's now destitute, knocking out a SAPScript every now and then just to keep a cardboard box under a bridge. Remember, just £2 a month can feed and clothe him. Don't delay! Call Now! All major credit cards accepted.

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  • Rymez2K
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    Originally posted by Zorba View Post
    Yes, just £2 a month could help this poor ASAP consultant retrain into Excel or even .Net. DimPrawn's story is a sad one - whilst barely scarping a wage, his job was outsourced to a seafood farm off the coast of Bangalore and he's now destitute, knocking out a SAPScript every now and then just to keep a cardboard box under a bridge. Remember, just £2 a month can feed and clothe him. Don't delay! Call Now! All major credit cards accepted.

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  • Zorba
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    SAP is the future!!!


    Everyone, please learn SAP. Even the trainees make £1000/day working from home.

    You owe it to yourself and your family.

    Yours,

    DimPrawn

    Impoverished .NETter switching to SAP ASAP
    Yes, just £2 a month could help this poor ASAP consultant retrain into Excel or even .Net. DimPrawn's story is a sad one - whilst barely scraping a wage, his job was outsourced to a seafood farm off the coast of Bangalore and he's now destitute, knocking out a SAPScript every now and then just to keep a cardboard box under a bridge. Remember, just £2 a month can feed and clothe him. Don't delay! Call Now! All major credit cards accepted.

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  • Zorba
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    Originally posted by Andy2 View Post
    SAP is one of te highest paying skillset
    Everyone jump in the gravy train tut tut
    You deceitful little .Nettter! You're just saying that to divert people from the infinite goldmine that is .Net.

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  • Bagpuss
    replied
    Paris
    New York
    Rome
    Peckham

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  • milanbenes
    replied
    Milan has left the building.

    Milan.

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  • DimPrawn
    replied
    SAP is the future!!!


    Everyone, please learn SAP. Even the trainees make £1000/day working from home.

    You owe it to yourself and your family.

    Yours,

    DimPrawn

    Impoverished .NETter switching to SAP ASAP

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  • ChimpMaster
    replied
    Baan is the future.

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  • Andy2
    replied
    SAP is one of te highest paying skillset
    Everyone jump in the gravy train tut tut

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  • OrangeHopper
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    Sshhhhhh! Don't mention SAP!

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  • daviejones
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    Originally posted by Clippy View Post
    This one.

    Benes works in SAP (in between changing tapes).
    Hey...tapes need changing you know!!!

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  • Clippy
    replied
    Originally posted by daviejones View Post
    Which article, or has it been removed already?
    This one.

    Benes works in SAP (in between changing tapes).

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  • WindyAnna
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    Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
    It's all lies I tell you. Who'd want to learn some outdated archaic software package where all the documentation is in German. That's just silly.

    I'm asking Santa for '.net for dummies' this year.

    The future's bright, the future's .Net

    HTH

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  • Pondlife
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    It's all lies I tell you. Who'd want to learn some outdated archaic software package where all the documentation is in German. That's just silly.

    I'm asking Santa for '.net for dummies' this year.

    The future's bright, the future's .Net

    HTH

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  • daviejones
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    Originally posted by milanbenes View Post
    please remove the offending article from the first page

    we have an unwritten rule here that we do no discuss the subject

    tia

    Milan.
    Which article, or has it been removed already?

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