Welcome to our newest member...

[NickFitz]

We're not allowed to.

Ferret gets pissed off when we do that.

I reckon he's just upset that nobody asked him when he started.

Come on, ferret, flash 'em around and give us all a treat

[Pondlife]

Did someone mention bakery goods

[TimberWolf]

I think that only a particular word was objected to. So I propose the following :

"Please expose to the light of the world the two milk-secreting, glandular organs on your thorax".

There, no rude words at all, but the essence of the greeting is preserved.

You mean, show us your n etw orks?

[TheFaQQer]

I think that only a particular word was objected to. So I propose the following :

"Please expose to the light of the world the two milk-secreting, glandular organs on your thorax".

There, no rude words at all, but the essence of the greeting is preserved.

Eloquent, yet catchy.

[The Lone Gunman]

Oh, just show us your baps.

[sasguru]

I think that only a particular word was objected to. So I propose the following :

"Please expose to the light of the world the two milk-secreting, glandular organs on your thorax".

There, no rude words at all, but the essence of the greeting is preserved.

[TheFaQQer]

Is nobody going to do the traditional CUK greeting for new female members?

I will:

Welcome, Helen. May all your posts be helpfully answered.

I think that's the accepted format of it these days.

[Churchill]

Is nobody going to do the traditional CUK greeting for new female members?

We're not allowed to.

Ferret gets pissed off when we do that.

[DiscoStu]

...Helen Tay. Would you like to be a letter? Anything after d). And not x) - that's SallyAnne.

Is nobody going to do the traditional CUK greeting for new female members?

[NickFitz]

...Helen Tay. Would you like to be a letter? Anything after d). And not x) - that's SallyAnne.

You've already allocated letters that far down?

Just for reference, who are y and z?

The fact that x) is allocated doesn't imply that y) and z) are also allocated.

Indeed Moose appears to be asserting that although he has already filled slots a) to d) (I thought a) and b) were questions, not people but what do I know), all other slots are available except x) - the reason why the delectable SallyAnne (all three of her) has (have?) been allocated to question x) is obscure and might be related to national security - or possibly bluetongue virus, which I believe can affect a Moose's ankles, or something equally closely related to its judgement.

Oh, and hello HelenTay
Have a banana:

[TheFaQQer]

...Helen Tay. Would you like to be a letter? Anything after d). And not x) - that's SallyAnne.

You've already allocated letters that far down?

Just for reference, who are y and z?

[Moose423956]

...Helen Tay. Would you like to be a letter? Anything after d). And not x) - that's SallyAnne.