When I saw this as
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....birds suddenly appear
Reminds me I must get something to eat
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Originally posted by TazMaN View PostEh? What's that got to do with the price of nuclear refined uranium in Tehran?
You're obviously not a fan of the Doctor........
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Originally posted by KathyWoolfe View PostHold on....why are they all wearing hands-free mobile phone headsets??????
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Dead from the waist down
I think all the males in our office must be dead from the waist down as none of the fanciable women get any reaction (including me).
It must have something to do with the machine-dispensed coffe (or perhaps all the radiation from the VDU screens have wiped their minds.
Hold on....why are they all wearing hands-free mobile phone headsets??????
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Reminds me of a place I worked at once when there was a knock on the door and 2 FHM girls wearing next to nothing came in – they were giving out special FHM England flags (it was Euro 2004)
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I was sat at my desk this morning when wonder woman walked in, boots, stockings, hot pants, the lot, it was like my wildest fantasy had come true.... but then she shook her bucket and it cost me £2.
Bloody Wogan.
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostI like the cut of yer jib, Crack Ho. Are you really female?
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Originally posted by crack_ho View PostI like it when my colleagues ask me if I can touch my elbows together behind my back. I fall for it everytime.
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I like it when my colleagues ask me if I can touch my elbows together behind my back. I fall for it everytime.
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Originally posted by TazMaN View PostTime to get down and dirty then - I'll see you in 4 hours
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Originally posted by cailin maith View PostOnly one glass...... one large glass on an empty stomach
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Originally posted by TazMaN View PostHave you been at el vino again this afternoon?
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