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    #1

    Why do....

    ..all the honeys in the office feel the need to stretch.....its not fair distracting me from my work. Then they seem to feel the need to give me evils for checking them out!

    Bloody women. If you wear a tight top and you are fit the chances are I am going to try and cop a look and don't expect any different!
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    Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post
    ..all the honeys in the office feel the need to stretch.....its not fair distracting me from my work. Then they seem to feel the need to give me evils for checking them out!

    Bloody women. If you wear a tight top and you are fit the chances are I am going to try and cop a look and don't expect any different!
    Try subtlety.....

    Women don't mind you copping a look just don't be so bloody blatent!
    Bazza gets caught
    Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

    CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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      #3
      Do you also slap your sausage around under your desk?

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        #4
        Originally posted by TazMaN View Post
        Do you also slap your sausage around under your desk?
        Thats it ...... subtle
        Bazza gets caught
        Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

        CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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          #5
          Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
          ..subtle
          Yeah. Go crack one off in the loo like normal people, you perv.
          Hard Brexit now!
          #prayfornodeal

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            #6
            Originally posted by sasguru View Post
            Yeah. Go crack one off in the loo like normal people, you perv.
            See - take some tips from this gentleman!!
            Bazza gets caught
            Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

            CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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              #7
              True story.

              Very saucy girl in the office (liked to put it about a bit too) was wearing a cutoff tee shirt, no bra. Went to reach for something high up and guy got a full eye full. Bloke was using stanley knife to open boxes and cuts his hand.

              Puts it on accident form and girl gets called into HR for bollocking.

              You had to be there.

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                #8
                Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
                True story.

                Very saucy girl in the office (liked to put it about a bit too) was wearing a cutoff tee shirt, no bra. Went to reach for something high up and guy got a full eye full. Bloke was using stanley knife to open boxes and cuts his hand.

                Puts it on accident form and girl gets called into HR for bollocking.

                You had to be there.
                shameless hussie....
                Bazza gets caught
                Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                  Thats it ...... subtle
                  Hey, you love it and don't try telling me otherwise!

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                    shameless hussie....
                    You've turned up just in time for the regular Friday afternoon thread.

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