Why do....

[Sockpuppet]

..all the honeys in the office feel the need to stretch.....its not fair distracting me from my work. Then they seem to feel the need to give me evils for checking them out!

Bloody women. If you wear a tight top and you are fit the chances are I am going to try and cop a look and don't expect any different!

 

[cailin maith]

..all the honeys in the office feel the need to stretch.....its not fair distracting me from my work. Then they seem to feel the need to give me evils for checking them out!

Bloody women. If you wear a tight top and you are fit the chances are I am going to try and cop a look and don't expect any different!

Try subtlety.....

Women don't mind you copping a look just don't be so bloody blatent!

 

[ChimpMaster]

Do you also slap your sausage around under your desk?

 

[cailin maith]

Do you also slap your sausage around under your desk?

Thats it ...... subtle

 

[sasguru]

..subtle

Yeah. Go crack one off in the loo like normal people, you perv.

 

[cailin maith]

Yeah. Go crack one off in the loo like normal people, you perv.

See - take some tips from this gentleman!!

 

[DimPrawn]

True story.

Very saucy girl in the office (liked to put it about a bit too) was wearing a cutoff tee shirt, no bra. Went to reach for something high up and guy got a full eye full. Bloke was using stanley knife to open boxes and cuts his hand.

Puts it on accident form and girl gets called into HR for bollocking.

You had to be there.

 

[cailin maith]

True story.

Very saucy girl in the office (liked to put it about a bit too) was wearing a cutoff tee shirt, no bra. Went to reach for something high up and guy got a full eye full. Bloke was using stanley knife to open boxes and cuts his hand.

Puts it on accident form and girl gets called into HR for bollocking.

You had to be there.

shameless hussie....

 

[ChimpMaster]

Thats it ...... subtle

Hey, you love it and don't try telling me otherwise!

 

[rootsnall]

shameless hussie....

You've turned up just in time for the regular Friday afternoon thread.