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[BoredBloke]

When I saw this as

Why do.....

I thought

....birds suddenly appear

Reminds me I must get something to eat

[DimPrawn]

I think all the males in our office must be dead from the waist down as none of the fanciable women get any reaction (including me).

You'd prefer to be tripping over their tongues when you walk in?

[KathyWoolfe]

Eh? What's that got to do with the price of nuclear refined uranium in Tehran?

You're obviously not a fan of the Doctor........

[ChimpMaster]

Hold on....why are they all wearing hands-free mobile phone headsets??????

Eh? What's that got to do with the price of nuclear refined uranium in Tehran?

[KathyWoolfe]

Dead from the waist down

I think all the males in our office must be dead from the waist down as none of the fanciable women get any reaction (including me).
It must have something to do with the machine-dispensed coffe (or perhaps all the radiation from the VDU screens have wiped their minds.

Hold on....why are they all wearing hands-free mobile phone headsets??????

[Jog On]

Reminds me of a place I worked at once when there was a knock on the door and 2 FHM girls wearing next to nothing came in – they were giving out special FHM England flags (it was Euro 2004)

[gingerjedi]

I was sat at my desk this morning when wonder woman walked in, boots, stockings, hot pants, the lot, it was like my wildest fantasy had come true.... but then she shook her bucket and it cost me £2.

Bloody Wogan.

[ChimpMaster]

I like the cut of yer jib, Crack Ho. Are you really female?

Dude, she's a crack ho - £30 will get you a full hour of unprotected action. A bargain, and you'll get a selection of free STDs thrown in too!

[sasguru]

I like it when my colleagues ask me if I can touch my elbows together behind my back. I fall for it everytime.

I like the cut of yer jib, Crack Ho. Are you really female?

[cailin maith]

I like it when my colleagues ask me if I can touch my elbows together behind my back. I fall for it everytime.

[crack_ho]

I like it when my colleagues ask me if I can touch my elbows together behind my back. I fall for it everytime.

[cailin maith]

Time to get down and dirty then - I'll see you in 4 hours

See ya then!!

[ChimpMaster]

Only one glass...... one large glass on an empty stomach

Time to get down and dirty then - I'll see you in 4 hours

[cailin maith]

Pinkoholic wine too -

[cailin maith]

Have you been at el vino again this afternoon?

Only one glass...... one large glass on an empty stomach