Reply to: Picture of a white squirrel

[AtW]

My upstairs neighbour feeds them bread.

Bread is not great for squirrels.

Grey squirrels dig out nuts only if they can't find them elsewhere, they HAVE to do it or they starve to death.

So, the solution is to give them nuts regularly, they will bury them in your garden but they will do it very neatly - it is only when they have to dig them out they are messy.

[SueEllen]

They only do it because you don't give them yummy nuts, so they have to find them themselves. It is your fault therefore

No they are fed.

My upstairs neighbour feeds them bread. Cos she feeds the birds. So they nick it off the birds which is amusing to watch.

They dig up most of my bulbs and don't eat them. So I've taken to planting all my bulbs under chicken wire.

[AtW]

Plus grey squirrels dig up my garden and try and eat my bulbs. Unfortunately they don't eat the daffodil ones.

They only do it because you don't give them yummy nuts, so they have to find them themselves. It is your fault therefore

[To BI or not to BI?]

Rat = rodent
Grey Squirrel = rodent

Rats eat rubbish.
Grey squirrels eat rubbish.

Rats are not cute.
Grey Squirrels are not cute.

Plus grey squirrels dig up my garden and try and eat my bulbs. Unfortunately they don't eat the daffodil ones.

... and I have heard that they also have a specially trained group of swimmers who go and attack boats... now, where was that? .... ah, here http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...light=squirrel

[SueEllen]

Rats don't climb trees and don't jump as near as well! Plus rats ain't as fluffy as cute squirrels! So don't mix 'em!

Rat = rodent
Grey Squirrel = rodent

Rats eat rubbish.
Grey squirrels eat rubbish.

Rats are not cute.
Grey Squirrels are not cute.

Plus grey squirrels dig up my garden and try and eat my bulbs. Unfortunately they don't eat the daffodil ones.

[KathyWoolfe]

Rats with bushy tails.

...and bright eyes

[AtW]

Rats with bushy tails.

Rats don't climb trees and don't jump as near as well! Plus rats ain't as fluffy as cute squirrels! So don't mix 'em!

[SueEllen]

Rats already have tails

Rats with bushy tails.

[KathyWoolfe]

All squirrels have evil eyes. The rest of em ain't wonderful either. rats with tails.

Rats already have tails

[AtW]

False alarm - it's one of our Mountain and Arctic Warfare Cadre with his night-vision contacts in.

And the black ones are ninjas

[realityhack]

False alarm - it's one of our Mountain and Arctic Warfare Cadre with his night-vision contacts in.

[hyperD]

It's an Opus Dei squirrel

[AtW]

Mental note - cover all nuts in whitening toothpaste to get white squirrels.

[BoredBloke]

That looks like a robot squirrel

[realityhack]

It's the chosen one! The prophecy is coming true.

RH will be preparing even as we speak.

The Sciurine Overlord is here! Rejoice! Our New World Order is almost upon us!