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    #11
    Mental note - cover all nuts in whitening toothpaste to get white squirrels.

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      #12
      It's an Opus Dei squirrel
      If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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        #13
        False alarm - it's one of our Mountain and Arctic Warfare Cadre with his night-vision contacts in.

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          #14
          Originally posted by realityhack View Post
          False alarm - it's one of our Mountain and Arctic Warfare Cadre with his night-vision contacts in.


          And the black ones are ninjas

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            #15
            Originally posted by andrew_neil_uk View Post
            All squirrels have evil eyes. The rest of em ain't wonderful either. rats with tails.
            Rats already have tails
            It's Deja-vu all over again!

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              #16
              Originally posted by KathyWoolfe View Post
              Rats already have tails
              Rats with bushy tails.
              "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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                #17
                Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
                Rats with bushy tails.
                Rats don't climb trees and don't jump as near as well! Plus rats ain't as fluffy as cute squirrels! So don't mix 'em!

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
                  Rats with bushy tails.
                  ...and bright eyes
                  It's Deja-vu all over again!

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by AtW View Post
                    Rats don't climb trees and don't jump as near as well! Plus rats ain't as fluffy as cute squirrels! So don't mix 'em!
                    Rat = rodent
                    Grey Squirrel = rodent

                    Rats eat rubbish.
                    Grey squirrels eat rubbish.

                    Rats are not cute.
                    Grey Squirrels are not cute.

                    Plus grey squirrels dig up my garden and try and eat my bulbs. Unfortunately they don't eat the daffodil ones.
                    "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
                      Rat = rodent
                      Grey Squirrel = rodent

                      Rats eat rubbish.
                      Grey squirrels eat rubbish.

                      Rats are not cute.
                      Grey Squirrels are not cute.

                      Plus grey squirrels dig up my garden and try and eat my bulbs. Unfortunately they don't eat the daffodil ones.
                      ... and I have heard that they also have a specially trained group of swimmers who go and attack boats... now, where was that? .... ah, here http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...light=squirrel
                      Carpe Pactum

                      (does fuzzy logic tickle?)

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