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Previously on "Who's the most intelligent CUK poster?"

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  • SallyAnne
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    Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
    (sits back and relaxes while SA goes through the whole wearisome thread again, only to realise I was lying)
    I did aswell

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  • NickFitz
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    Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
    I cant believe I haven't been mentioned in this thread
    But you were mentioned - check again!

    (sits back and relaxes while SA goes through the whole wearisome thread again, only to realise I was lying)

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  • Diver
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    Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
    I cant believe I haven't been mentioned in this thread
    SallyAnne is SMART
    SallyAnne is SMART
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    And as always
    Worth a mention in any thread

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  • DS23
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    Originally posted by Francko View Post
    If I/you am/are you/me, why are/am you/I writing to me/you?

    i am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
    see how they run like pigs from a gun see how they fly
    i'm crying

    sitting on a cornflake waiting for the van to come
    corporation teeshirt, stupid bloody tuesday
    man you been a naughty boy
    you let your face grow long
    i am the eggman, they are the eggmen
    i am the walrus, goo goo goo joob

    mister city policeman sitting
    pretty little policemen in a row
    see how they fly like lucy in the sky, see how they run
    i'm crying, i'm crying
    i'm crying, i'm crying

    yellow matter custard dripping from a dead dog's eye
    crabalocker fishwife pornographic priestess
    boy you been a naughty girl
    you let your knickers down
    i am the eggman, they are the eggmen
    i am the walrus, goo goo goo joob

    sitting in an english garden waiting for the sun
    if the sun don't come, you get a tan from
    standing in the english rain
    i am the eggman, they are the eggmen
    i am the walrus, goo goo goo joob goo goo goo goo joob

    expert textpert choking smokers don't you thing
    the joker laughs at you? ha! ha! ha! hee! hee! hee!
    see how they smile, like pigs in a sty
    see how they snied
    i'm crying

    semolina pilchard climbing up the eiffel tower
    elementary penguin singing hare krishna man
    you should have seen them kicking edgar alan poe
    i am the eggman, they are the eggmen
    i am the walrus, goo goo goo joob goo goo goo joob
    goo goo gooooooooooo jooooob
    Last edited by DS23; 10 November 2007, 23:16. Reason: hee hee hee

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  • xoggoth
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    I reckon SA is by far the most intelligent.

    PS Can I have a big bum pic now?

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  • SallyAnne
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    I cant believe I haven't been mentioned in this thread

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
    No. Next.

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  • oracleslave
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    Originally posted by Damp Cave View Post
    Does anyone take sasguru seriously?
    No. Next.

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  • Damp Cave
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    What a strange question.

    Is it from kunte kinte? Does anyone take sasguru seriously?

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  • Diver
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    Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
    Only when I have nothing better to do.

    BTW wotz "inteletc" lol d00d wtf

    I think u ment ignoramus lol u r teh fail
    intellect

    <psychology> The part or faculty of the human soul by which it knows, as distinguished from the power to feel and to will; sometimes, the capacity for higher forms of knowledge, as distinguished from the power to perceive objects in their relations; the power to judge and comprehend; the thinking faculty; the understanding.

    Origin: L. Intellectus, fr. Intelligere, intellectum, to understand: cf. Intellect. See Intelligent.

    Source: Websters Dictionary

    Duhh!

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  • NickFitz
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    Originally posted by Diver View Post
    Would a true intellect really bother posting on this board?
    Only when I have nothing better to do.

    BTW wotz "inteletc" lol d00d wtf

    I think u ment ignoramus lol u r teh fail

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  • NickFitz
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    Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
    Is there such a word as logicality?
    A Google definition search for define:logicality returns one result offering the definition as "correct and valid reasoning". A GoogleWhack of sorts

    Your logicality intrigues me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter - as long as it doesn't involve receiving newsletters.

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  • Diver
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    Originally posted by Francko View Post
    You mean we all have false intellects?
    Self delusion is not an admirable trait, but if the outward illusion of intelligence brings some measure of contentment to the lesser mind, then I am not adverse to propagating these delusions of grandeur; in those that gain comfort from it.
    With but one proviso: they are not given positions of authority or placed in a position where their actions may affect others adversely.

    I suppose posting on here is Ok

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  • Francko
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    Originally posted by Diver View Post
    supposition

    Would a true intellect really bother posting on this board?
    You mean we all have false intellects?

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  • Diver
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    supposition

    Would a true intellect really bother posting on this board?

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