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Bear replied

1 November 2007, 14:57
Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post

Was the bike in sexy gear?

No - but the bike liked it kinky so he chained it up
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shaunbhoy replied

1 November 2007, 14:53
Was the bike in sexy gear?
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sasguru replied

1 November 2007, 14:13
I think this thread needs to be steered into a cul-de-sac.
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Bagpuss replied

1 November 2007, 14:11
Peter51 26 Oct 2007 16:16

Mmmmmm. I have heard (only heard) of the ancient practice of sniffing ladies' bicycle seats. Will practioners of this ancient perversion now be put on a register?
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AtW replied

1 November 2007, 14:06
And where is Shimano?
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PRC1964 replied

1 November 2007, 14:04
Originally posted by tay View Post

oi! Get your own pun!

Yes, I thought that one rang a bell.
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tay replied

1 November 2007, 14:03
Just how long are people going to keep pedalling this tripe?

oi! Get your own pun!
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PRC1964 replied

1 November 2007, 14:00
He'd better get himself a good spokesman as he's going to be in for a rough ride now it's out in the open.
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Bagpuss replied

1 November 2007, 13:58
I don't know it could be he was framed
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DaveB replied

1 November 2007, 13:57
Just how long are people going to keep pedalling this tripe?
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Bagpuss replied

1 November 2007, 13:54
It wasn't his fault, she was the town bike
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NotAllThere replied

1 November 2007, 13:44
I think we'll be saddled with this post for a while.
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monkeyboy replied

1 November 2007, 12:09
So he got his CHOPPER out then...
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DaveB replied

1 November 2007, 12:05
The traditional greeting to new female members needs updating I think.

Show us yer Forks!
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robnjc replied

1 November 2007, 11:51
Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post

This story isn't being reported properly, I'm sure.

I heard that he was at work - did he work at the Hostel or was he staying there and had just locked a door that he wasn't supposed to? I.e. a shared area?

The cleaners had to go and get a skeleton key as the door wa slocked, which implied he wasn't in a "hotel room" like some of yous think.

He was basically caught with his noddy out in a public place, doing the deed. It's not exactly good form now is it!

I agree completely if he was in his own home, or a hotel room, then knock yourself out! But I dont think this was the case - people are just getting half the tale here.

it says clearly, "discovered in his room by two cleaners at the Aberley House Hostel", plus it does not say they had to fetch the key - cleaners are usually issued with a master key anyway. So on that evidence he's in a private place minfing his own business.

On the other hand, I've known a few girls who would qualify as inanimate objects when it comes to luurve.....
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