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Reply to: For those who think I got no life
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Originally posted by threaded View PostThat video was on the MTV or t'other one, and as soon as the intro started screamed girly into the room, and showed off and sang along to the whole thing.
She woz suitably impressed...
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostThanks very much for using my new business www.rentalocalfriendfortheevening.com. I hope you are satisfied with the service. We have provided your "friends" according to the criteria you specified:
1. Must be virgins.
2. Must like squirrels.
3. Strictly no women.
Thanks for your custom. You have 10% off on your next booking. We hope you will use this service again.
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Originally posted by AtW View PostYou live locally then?
They changed O'Neils pub to The Junction here...
Obviously this has not been necessary to date.
[I lived in Harborne until I was three years old].
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Originally posted by DaveB View PostSo AtW is Up The Junction then?
I never thought it would happen
With me and the girl from clapham
Out on a windy common
That night I aint forgotten
When she dealt out the rations
With some or other passions
I said you are a lady
Perhaps she said I may be
We moved into a basement
With thoughts of our engagement
We stayed in by the telly
Although the room was smelly
We spent our time just kissing
The railway arms were missing
But love had got us hooked up
And all our time it took up
I got a job with stanley
He said Id come in handy
And started me on monday
So I had a bath on sunday
I worked eleven hours
And bought the girl some flowers
She said shed seen a doctor
And nothing now could stop her
I worked all through the winter
The weather brass and bitter
I put away a tenner
Each week to make her better
And when the time was ready
We had to sell the telly
Late evenings by the fire
With little kicks inside her
This morning at 4:50
I took her rather nifty
Down to an incubator
Where thirty minutes later
She gave birth to a daughter
Within a year a walker
She looked just like her mother
If there could be another
And now shes two years older
Her mothers with a soldier
She left me when my drinking
Became a proper stinging
The devil came and took me
From bar to street to bookie
No more nights by the telly
No more nights nappies smelling
Alone here in the kitchen
I feel theres something missing
Id beg for some forgiveness
But beggings not my business
And she wont write a letter
Although I always tell her
And so its my assumption
Im really up the junction
She woz suitably impressed...
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Originally posted by AtW View PostI am going to a classy pub "The Junction" with lots of foreign beers and ales with a company of a few local friends
1. Must be virgins.
2. Must like squirrels.
3. Strictly no women.
Thanks for your custom. You have 10% off on your next booking. We hope you will use this service again.
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FYI, The Junction is the local O'Neills, albeit nicely painted and without a bicycle on the ceiling.
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So AtW is Up The Junction then?
I never thought it would happen
With me and the girl from clapham
Out on a windy common
That night I aint forgotten
When she dealt out the rations
With some or other passions
I said you are a lady
Perhaps she said I may be
We moved into a basement
With thoughts of our engagement
We stayed in by the telly
Although the room was smelly
We spent our time just kissing
The railway arms were missing
But love had got us hooked up
And all our time it took up
I got a job with stanley
He said Id come in handy
And started me on monday
So I had a bath on sunday
I worked eleven hours
And bought the girl some flowers
She said shed seen a doctor
And nothing now could stop her
I worked all through the winter
The weather brass and bitter
I put away a tenner
Each week to make her better
And when the time was ready
We had to sell the telly
Late evenings by the fire
With little kicks inside her
This morning at 4:50
I took her rather nifty
Down to an incubator
Where thirty minutes later
She gave birth to a daughter
Within a year a walker
She looked just like her mother
If there could be another
And now shes two years older
Her mothers with a soldier
She left me when my drinking
Became a proper stinging
The devil came and took me
From bar to street to bookie
No more nights by the telly
No more nights nappies smelling
Alone here in the kitchen
I feel theres something missing
Id beg for some forgiveness
But beggings not my business
And she wont write a letter
Although I always tell her
And so its my assumption
Im really up the junction
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