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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    Any true Lancastrian would rather die.
    And what about a big limp-wristed mullet-headed simpleton like you?

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by Sysman View Post
    May I suggest that next time around we join forces against the Evil Empire down south?
    Any true Lancastrian would rather die.

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  • Sysman
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    Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View Post
    I am Lancastrian old chap. That is a Yorkist song.
    May I suggest that next time around we join forces against the Evil Empire down south?

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  • DimPrawn
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    Originally posted by DaveB View Post
    Staying on topic, the episode in question "Kung Fu Kapers" resulted in one of only 3 documented cases of "Fatal Hilarity" in modern times.

    The other was one of sasguru's "funny quips".

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  • DaveB
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    Staying on topic, the episode in question "Kung Fu Kapers" resulted in one of only 3 documented cases of "Fatal Hilarity" in modern times.

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  • NotAllThere
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    Originally posted by Board Game Geek View Post
    ...

    And the above statement applies to the IRA (a religious / political terrorist organisation)

    ...
    Point of order. Many of the IRA members were atheistic marxists. They were only involved on the catholic side against protestants, because the micks generally wanted independence from London, and proddies generally didn't.

    hth

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  • DaveB
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    Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View Post
    I am Lancastrian old chap. That is a Yorkist song.
    On Blackpool Front Baht'at doesn't have quite the same ring to it though does it

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  • The Lone Gunman
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    Originally posted by DaveB View Post
    And their first act will be to replace God Save The Queen with On Ilkley Moor Baht'at as the national anthem!

    Wheear 'ast ta bin sin' ah saw thee, ah saw thee?
    On Ilkley Mooar baht 'at
    Wheear 'ast ta bin sin' ah saw thee, ah saw thee?
    Wheear 'ast ta bin sin' ah saw thee?
    On Ilkley Mooar baht 'at
    On Ilkley Mooar baht 'at
    On Ilkley Mooar baht 'at

    Tha's bin a-cooartin' Mary Jane

    Tha's bahn' to catch thy deeath o` cowd

    Then we shall ha' to bury thee

    Then t'worms'll come an` eyt thee up

    Then t'ducks'll come an` eyt up t'worms

    Then we shall go an` eyt up t'ducks

    Then we shall all ha' etten thee

    That's wheear we get us ooan back
    I am Lancastrian old chap. That is a Yorkist song.

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  • The Lone Gunman
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    T' and T't if you please

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  • DaveB
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    Originally posted by Lucifer Box View Post
    The secret masters of Eckythump are plotting the overthrow of the state as we speak.
    And their first act will be to replace God Save The Queen with On Ilkley Moor Baht'at as the national anthem!

    Wheear 'ast ta bin sin' ah saw thee, ah saw thee?
    On Ilkley Mooar baht 'at
    Wheear 'ast ta bin sin' ah saw thee, ah saw thee?
    Wheear 'ast ta bin sin' ah saw thee?
    On Ilkley Mooar baht 'at
    On Ilkley Mooar baht 'at
    On Ilkley Mooar baht 'at

    Tha's bin a-cooartin' Mary Jane

    Tha's bahn' to catch thy deeath o` cowd

    Then we shall ha' to bury thee

    Then t'worms'll come an` eyt thee up

    Then t'ducks'll come an` eyt up t'worms

    Then we shall go an` eyt up t'ducks

    Then we shall all ha' etten thee

    That's wheear we get us ooan back

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  • Lucifer Box
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    There's a shortage of decent puddin's though...
    Plenty of unfeasibly wide caps though.

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by Lucifer Box View Post
    The secret masters of Eckythump are plotting the overthrow of the state as we speak.
    There's a shortage of decent puddin's though...

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  • Lucifer Box
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    The flat-cappers will rise again! Eh up!
    The secret masters of Eckythump are plotting the overthrow of the state as we speak.

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View Post
    Last time I looked fat bearded northerners were not commiting acts of terrorism but I don't kick up a fuss because ultimately (however poorly executed) these measures are for my safety.
    The flat-cappers will rise again! Eh up!

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  • The Lone Gunman
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    His complaint would be better supported had he not played the race card.

    I understood there was an international agreement that exempted diplomats and government officials from this kind of thing. We do not stop and search the equivelant Americans, surely our chaps have a right to expect the same from the Yanks?

    I have been flying week in week out for nearly the last 10 years since the 9/11 nastiness I get random stopped every 3rd flight or so either for a metal detector sweep or a bag sniffer.
    Last time I looked fat bearded northerners were not commiting acts of terrorism but I don't kick up a fuss because ultimately (however poorly executed) these measures are for my safety.

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