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beaker replied

25 October 2007, 10:00
Originally posted by sasguru View Post

Yeah. Why am I me and not you, eh?

You are you and I am me. We can't be the same person unless we're both Spartacus or something apparently
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Pondlife replied

25 October 2007, 09:58
Originally posted by sasguru View Post

Yeah. Why am I me and not you, eh?

Just born lucky I guess. No wait... that's not right.
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sasguru replied

25 October 2007, 09:56
Originally posted by beaker View Post

Right, anyone else got any of life's big questions that need answering?

Yeah. Why am I me and not you, eh?
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KathyWoolfe replied

25 October 2007, 09:54
Originally posted by shelby68 View Post

Well now you mention it .... I have the following list:

2: Where is he?

Or she
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KathyWoolfe replied

25 October 2007, 09:50
Originally posted by barry_abs View Post

george gershwin, america's only classical composer of note.

What about Leonard Bernstein?
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beaker replied

25 October 2007, 09:28
Right, anyone else got any of life's big questions that need answering?
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beaker replied

24 October 2007, 22:56
Originally posted by SandyDown View Post

beaker you are so wise

I try my best, my child
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SandyDown replied

24 October 2007, 22:50
beaker you are so wise
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beaker replied

24 October 2007, 22:43
Originally posted by SandyDown View Post

oh beaker one more question, how come I never met anyone called Nora or Norah?

Spend some with old people. You'll meet lots of Noras, Norah's and others with funny names like that.
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beaker replied

24 October 2007, 22:41
Originally posted by SandyDown View Post

Beaker why are flowers so pretty, I mean I know why they smell nice and have bright colours (bees germinating etc) but why are they so pretty in our eyes? huh? huh?

And why did God create TOM like that? I mean I know all bout the cycles etc, but why did it have to end up with a bloody TOM, couldn't God just design system purging in a different way, e.g. purging sweet honey smelling stuff, and filled us with euphoria and optimism instead of PMS? huh? huh?

1. God made them that way to make us happy
2. God moves in mysterious ways
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shelby68 replied

24 October 2007, 22:25
Originally posted by SandyDown View Post

Beaker why are flowers so pretty, I mean I know why they smell nice and have bright colours (bees germinating etc) but why are they so pretty in our eyes? huh? huh?

And why did God create TOM like that? I mean I know all bout the cycles etc, but why did it have to end up with a bloody TOM, couldn't God just design system purging in a different way, e.g. purging sweet honey smelling stuff, and filled us with euphoria and optimism instead of PMS? huh? huh?

you mean you don't get the honey smelling stuff and feeling of euphoria like everybody else....I'd see a doctor
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SandyDown replied

24 October 2007, 22:18
oh beaker one more question, how come I never met anyone called Nora or Norah?
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SandyDown replied

24 October 2007, 22:01
Beaker why are flowers so pretty, I mean I know why they smell nice and have bright colours (bees germinating etc) but why are they so pretty in our eyes? huh? huh?

And why did God create TOM like that? I mean I know all bout the cycles etc, but why did it have to end up with a bloody TOM, couldn't God just design system purging in a different way, e.g. purging sweet honey smelling stuff, and filled us with euphoria and optimism instead of PMS? huh? huh?
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beaker replied

24 October 2007, 21:50
Originally posted by shelby68 View Post

Well now you mention it .... I have the following list:

1: Is there a god?
2: Where is he?
3: If the answer to 1 is "yes" what’s his favorite band?
4: What would Jesus "really" do?

Oh yea, and why does toast always fall face down!

1. yes
2. space
3. he loves all bands
4. does what it says on the tin

last question - I was going to say space again but I don't know about that one
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shelby68 replied

24 October 2007, 21:45
Originally posted by beaker View Post

My pleasure. Let me know if I can help with any other of life's big questions

Well now you mention it .... I have the following list:

1: Is there a god?
2: Where is he?
3: If the answer to 1 is "yes" what’s his favorite band?
4: What would Jesus "really" do?

Oh yea, and why does toast always fall face down!
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