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Originally posted by beaker View PostspaceSome people are like slinkys, totally pointless but the thought of pushing them down a flight of stairs never fails to put a smile on your face.Comment
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Originally posted by shelby68 View PostWell thank's for clearing that up for me...Don't ask Beaker. He's just another muppet.Comment
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Originally posted by beaker View PostMy pleasure. Let me know if I can help with any other of life's big questions
Well now you mention it .... I have the following list:
1: Is there a god?
2: Where is he?
3: If the answer to 1 is "yes" what’s his favorite band?
4: What would Jesus "really" do?
Oh yea, and why does toast always fall face down!Some people are like slinkys, totally pointless but the thought of pushing them down a flight of stairs never fails to put a smile on your face.Comment
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Originally posted by shelby68 View PostWell now you mention it .... I have the following list:
1: Is there a god?
2: Where is he?
3: If the answer to 1 is "yes" what’s his favorite band?
4: What would Jesus "really" do?
Oh yea, and why does toast always fall face down!
2. space
3. he loves all bands
4. does what it says on the tin
last question - I was going to say space again but I don't know about that oneDon't ask Beaker. He's just another muppet.Comment
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Beaker why are flowers so pretty, I mean I know why they smell nice and have bright colours (bees germinating etc) but why are they so pretty in our eyes? huh? huh?
And why did God create TOM like that? I mean I know all bout the cycles etc, but why did it have to end up with a bloody TOM, couldn't God just design system purging in a different way, e.g. purging sweet honey smelling stuff, and filled us with euphoria and optimism instead of PMS? huh? huh?Comment
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Originally posted by SandyDown View PostBeaker why are flowers so pretty, I mean I know why they smell nice and have bright colours (bees germinating etc) but why are they so pretty in our eyes? huh? huh?
And why did God create TOM like that? I mean I know all bout the cycles etc, but why did it have to end up with a bloody TOM, couldn't God just design system purging in a different way, e.g. purging sweet honey smelling stuff, and filled us with euphoria and optimism instead of PMS? huh? huh?Some people are like slinkys, totally pointless but the thought of pushing them down a flight of stairs never fails to put a smile on your face.Comment
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Originally posted by SandyDown View PostBeaker why are flowers so pretty, I mean I know why they smell nice and have bright colours (bees germinating etc) but why are they so pretty in our eyes? huh? huh?
And why did God create TOM like that? I mean I know all bout the cycles etc, but why did it have to end up with a bloody TOM, couldn't God just design system purging in a different way, e.g. purging sweet honey smelling stuff, and filled us with euphoria and optimism instead of PMS? huh? huh?
2. God moves in mysterious waysDon't ask Beaker. He's just another muppet.Comment
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Originally posted by SandyDown View Postoh beaker one more question, how come I never met anyone called Nora or Norah?Don't ask Beaker. He's just another muppet.Comment
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