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    #41
    Originally posted by shelby68 View Post
    If the universe is infinite, what’s its expanding into?
    Maybe it's not infinite.
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      #42
      Originally posted by beaker View Post
      space
      Well thank's for clearing that up for me...
      Some people are like slinkys, totally pointless but the thought of pushing them down a flight of stairs never fails to put a smile on your face.

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        #43
        Originally posted by shelby68 View Post
        Well thank's for clearing that up for me...
        My pleasure. Let me know if I can help with any other of life's big questions
        Don't ask Beaker. He's just another muppet.

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          #44
          Originally posted by beaker View Post
          My pleasure. Let me know if I can help with any other of life's big questions

          Well now you mention it .... I have the following list:

          1: Is there a god?
          2: Where is he?
          3: If the answer to 1 is "yes" what’s his favorite band?
          4: What would Jesus "really" do?

          Oh yea, and why does toast always fall face down!
          Some people are like slinkys, totally pointless but the thought of pushing them down a flight of stairs never fails to put a smile on your face.

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            #45
            Originally posted by shelby68 View Post
            Well now you mention it .... I have the following list:

            1: Is there a god?
            2: Where is he?
            3: If the answer to 1 is "yes" what’s his favorite band?
            4: What would Jesus "really" do?

            Oh yea, and why does toast always fall face down!
            1. yes
            2. space
            3. he loves all bands
            4. does what it says on the tin

            last question - I was going to say space again but I don't know about that one
            Don't ask Beaker. He's just another muppet.

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              #46
              Beaker why are flowers so pretty, I mean I know why they smell nice and have bright colours (bees germinating etc) but why are they so pretty in our eyes? huh? huh?

              And why did God create TOM like that? I mean I know all bout the cycles etc, but why did it have to end up with a bloody TOM, couldn't God just design system purging in a different way, e.g. purging sweet honey smelling stuff, and filled us with euphoria and optimism instead of PMS? huh? huh?

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                #47
                oh beaker one more question, how come I never met anyone called Nora or Norah?

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                  #48
                  Originally posted by SandyDown View Post
                  Beaker why are flowers so pretty, I mean I know why they smell nice and have bright colours (bees germinating etc) but why are they so pretty in our eyes? huh? huh?

                  And why did God create TOM like that? I mean I know all bout the cycles etc, but why did it have to end up with a bloody TOM, couldn't God just design system purging in a different way, e.g. purging sweet honey smelling stuff, and filled us with euphoria and optimism instead of PMS? huh? huh?
                  you mean you don't get the honey smelling stuff and feeling of euphoria like everybody else....I'd see a doctor
                  Some people are like slinkys, totally pointless but the thought of pushing them down a flight of stairs never fails to put a smile on your face.

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                    #49
                    Originally posted by SandyDown View Post
                    Beaker why are flowers so pretty, I mean I know why they smell nice and have bright colours (bees germinating etc) but why are they so pretty in our eyes? huh? huh?

                    And why did God create TOM like that? I mean I know all bout the cycles etc, but why did it have to end up with a bloody TOM, couldn't God just design system purging in a different way, e.g. purging sweet honey smelling stuff, and filled us with euphoria and optimism instead of PMS? huh? huh?
                    1. God made them that way to make us happy
                    2. God moves in mysterious ways
                    Don't ask Beaker. He's just another muppet.

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                      #50
                      Originally posted by SandyDown View Post
                      oh beaker one more question, how come I never met anyone called Nora or Norah?
                      Spend some with old people. You'll meet lots of Noras, Norah's and others with funny names like that.
                      Don't ask Beaker. He's just another muppet.

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