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    #11
    Sulu in Star Trek is gay
    It's Deja-vu all over again!

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      #12
      im addicted to emerdale
      cut me - ill bleed rosso red

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        #13
        I met the Dingles when my g/f was on Countdown.
        The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

        But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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          #14
          I want chocolate.
          "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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            #15
            Why am I so well-hung?

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              #16
              Why don't the people in marketing have a rosetulipdaffodildaisy clue about web-marketing? Don't they teach people the difference between design for print and web anymore?

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                #17
                How can I justify a massive ****-off flat screen TV whilst my old telly still works?

                Blimey - that filter really works! (I thought it was today's gullible stunt).

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
                  Where are you working chef, Bucks?
                  I'm working at Green Park Business Park, Reading

                  oops just realised i wrote M40, meant M4
                  The proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek Points

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by Zorba View Post
                    How can I justify a massive ****-off flat screen TV whilst my old telly still works?

                    Blimey - that filter really works! (I thought it was today's gullible stunt).
                    i had that thought last month, decided it was a joint birthday/xmas pressie to myself
                    The proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek Points

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by chef View Post
                      i had that thought last month, decided it was a joint birthday/xmas pressie to myself
                      I could go round your house and rob yours then, if someone hasn't beaten me to it.

                      Isn't that celebrating banana smiley thing arguably the most joyful, celebratory thing you've ever seen? It's not just a cheesy smiley, which implies that it might at some point stop grinning so inanely - the banana IS joy.

                      It's cheered me right up, it has.

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