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You are you and I am me. We can't be the same person unless we're both Spartacus or something apparently
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Or sheOriginally posted by shelby68 View PostWell now you mention it .... I have the following list:
2: Where is he?
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What about Leonard Bernstein?Originally posted by barry_abs View Postgeorge gershwin, america's only classical composer of note.
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Right, anyone else got any of life's big questions that need answering?
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1. God made them that way to make us happyOriginally posted by SandyDown View PostBeaker why are flowers so pretty, I mean I know why they smell nice and have bright colours (bees germinating etc) but why are they so pretty in our eyes? huh? huh?
And why did God create TOM like that? I mean I know all bout the cycles etc, but why did it have to end up with a bloody TOM, couldn't God just design system purging in a different way, e.g. purging sweet honey smelling stuff, and filled us with euphoria and optimism instead of PMS? huh? huh?
2. God moves in mysterious ways
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you mean you don't get the honey smelling stuff and feeling of euphoria like everybody else....I'd see a doctorOriginally posted by SandyDown View PostBeaker why are flowers so pretty, I mean I know why they smell nice and have bright colours (bees germinating etc) but why are they so pretty in our eyes? huh? huh?
And why did God create TOM like that? I mean I know all bout the cycles etc, but why did it have to end up with a bloody TOM, couldn't God just design system purging in a different way, e.g. purging sweet honey smelling stuff, and filled us with euphoria and optimism instead of PMS? huh? huh?
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oh beaker one more question, how come I never met anyone called Nora or Norah?
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Beaker why are flowers so pretty, I mean I know why they smell nice and have bright colours (bees germinating etc) but why are they so pretty in our eyes? huh? huh?
And why did God create TOM like that? I mean I know all bout the cycles etc, but why did it have to end up with a bloody TOM, couldn't God just design system purging in a different way, e.g. purging sweet honey smelling stuff, and filled us with euphoria and optimism instead of PMS? huh? huh?
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1. yesOriginally posted by shelby68 View PostWell now you mention it .... I have the following list:
1: Is there a god?
2: Where is he?
3: If the answer to 1 is "yes" what’s his favorite band?
4: What would Jesus "really" do?
Oh yea, and why does toast always fall face down!
2. space
3. he loves all bands
4. does what it says on the tin
last question - I was going to say space again but I don't know about that one
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Originally posted by beaker View PostMy pleasure. Let me know if I can help with any other of life's big questions
Well now you mention it .... I have the following list:
1: Is there a god?
2: Where is he?
3: If the answer to 1 is "yes" what’s his favorite band?
4: What would Jesus "really" do?
Oh yea, and why does toast always fall face down!
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