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Previously on "The blanking has started..."

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  • tay
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    Reminds me of the time a few years back I let a mate of mine's son play on my new PDA. He sent an email to his Mum saying he loved her and he was looking forward to seeing her soon. Of course, when she got it it looked like it had come from me and I never realised he'd sent it. She was quite frosty with me for about six months until the truth came out!

    Anyway, back to the subject. What a noddy
    Thats actually very funny. Would have been even funnier if she had reacted in a more positive fashion! Then the truth came out... well funny for everyne else but those involved I guess. Least you know never to hit on her.

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  • Pondlife
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    Originally posted by Cooperinliverp00l View Post
    This almost sounds like a set of requirements for a program. That or i'm having flash back to maths lessons at school

    If Moose - A = Moose + B
    If (Moose - B)(Moose - A) = Moose

    What is the value of Moose
    a = 0
    b = 0
    Moose = Moose/2 for moose = moose to lonliness


    when a takes him to the cleaners

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  • Cooperinliverp00l
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    Originally posted by SandyDown View Post
    Moose is married to woman 'a' and has kids with her

    Moose been working with woman 'b' and secretly in love with her for the lat 6 years

    Moose is unhappy with 'a'

    Moose was told by 'a' that she doesn't love him

    Moose thinks 'b' is unhappy with her man

    Moose decide to tell 'b' he loves her

    Moose uses MSN on Friday to reveal his love to 'b'

    Moose got blanked by 'b' after MSN episode


    'b' know 'a'
    This almost sounds like a set of requirements for a program. That or i'm having flash back to maths lessons at school

    If Moose - A = Moose + B
    If (Moose - B)(Moose - A) = Moose

    What is the value of Moose

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  • NotAllThere
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    Originally posted by Board Game Geek View Post
    Secretly in love with her for 6 years ? I assume all one-sided that is ?
    Eg, she doesn't suspect at all, and you've sat there for 6 years saying nothing, apart from a yearly Valentines that says....

    "Rose are Red,
    Violets are Blue
    I worked with you for 6 years,
    And want to shag you too ?

    ps...Guess who ?"

    ...could be where you have been going wrong.
    That's crazy talk. Last year it was:

    "Rose are Red,
    Violets are Blue
    I worked with you for 5 years,
    And want to shag you too ?

    ps...Guess who ?"

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  • Board Game Geek
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    Moose been working with woman 'b' and secretly in love with her for the last 6 years
    Secretly in love with her for 6 years ? I assume all one-sided that is ?
    Eg, she doesn't suspect at all, and you've sat there for 6 years saying nothing, apart from a yearly Valentines that says....

    "Rose are Red,
    Violets are Blue
    I worked with you for 6 years,
    And want to shag you too ?

    ps...Guess who ?"

    ...could be where you have been going wrong.

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  • Alf W
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    Reminds me of the time a few years back I let a mate of mine's son play on my new PDA. He sent an email to his Mum saying he loved her and he was looking forward to seeing her soon. Of course, when she got it it looked like it had come from me and I never realised he'd sent it. She was quite frosty with me for about six months until the truth came out!

    Anyway, back to the subject. What a c0ck!

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  • beaker
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    I'm still catching up. Does b) fancy a)?

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  • r0bly0ns
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    ignored

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  • Gonzo
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    Originally posted by beaker View Post
    what's "blanked"?
    That bit isn't code. It's in the dictionary - not reacting.

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  • beaker
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    what's "blanked"?

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  • SandyDown
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    Moose is married to woman 'a' and has kids with her

    Moose been working with woman 'b' and secretly in love with her for the lat 6 years

    Moose is unhappy with 'a'

    Moose was told by 'a' that she doesn't love him

    Moose thinks 'b' is unhappy with her man

    Moose decide to tell 'b' he loves her

    Moose uses MSN on Friday to reveal his love to 'b'

    Moose got blanked by 'b' after MSN episode


    'b' know 'a'

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  • Alf W
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    This all sounds intriguing but I obviously missed the earlier part of the story. Can someone summarise or post a link to earlier threads. Might have some time tomorrow for posting.

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  • Clippy
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    Instead of p1ssing about with the alphabet, why don't you just sort out your love life...or buy a speak and spell!

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  • Zorba
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    Originally posted by daviejones View Post
    They are only conspicious because of the lack ofletters...add loads more and see which ones are the weakest...then set tigers on them!!
    Or badgers... or badgers AND tigers!

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  • daviejones
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    Originally posted by DS23 View Post
    oh christ now there's a u/ too?

    there's just waay too many letters in this relationship tangle.
    They are only conspicious because of the lack ofletters...add loads more and see which ones are the weakest...then set tigers on them!!

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