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Previously on "9 Methods to kill a Dalek"

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  • Charles Foster Kane
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    Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View Post
    I thought you could just pour salt on them?
    I think that's slugs.

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  • ElectricChair
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    Originally posted by PRC1964 View Post
    Buy a really big magnet. They'll all get stuck to it.
    Not if they fly off they wont.

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  • PRC1964
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    Buy a really big magnet. They'll all get stuck to it.

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  • TheFaQQer
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    They get confused and blow up if you throw a red cloth over their optical sensors.

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  • DaveB
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    Set a ferret on 'em...
    Heh, the equivalent of chucking a grenade through the top hatch of a tank, open the lid and drop in a ferret

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  • DaveB
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    Do Daleks float? If not a whole new range of possibilites arises.

    Well one anyway.

    Push 'em inna lake.

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  • chasingtheaurora
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    Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
    Don't know what the fuss is about.

    If you stand very still and don't make any sudden moves they won't bother you. In fact they're probably more scared of you than the otherway round.
    Obviously if you get between a mother and her young she's going to go on the offensive. What ever you do don't poke them with a stick when they're basking in the sun, that'll just antagonise them.

    HTH
    Sure that isn't polar bears that you're talking about?

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  • sasguru
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    Set a ferret on 'em...

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  • Pondlife
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    Don't know what the fuss is about.

    If you stand very still and don't make any sudden moves they won't bother you. In fact they're probably more scared of you than the otherway round.
    Obviously if you get between a mother and her young she's going to go on the offensive. What ever you do don't poke them with a stick when they're basking in the sun, that'll just antagonise them.

    HTH

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  • Bear
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    Can't we just set Zeity on them?

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  • The Lone Gunman
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    I thought you could just pour salt on them?

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  • DBA_bloke
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    Easiest way to kill a Dalek: send it to any NHS hospital. It'll be riddled with MRSA within minutes.

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  • SueEllen
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    Originally posted by Francko View Post
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    Method 5: Push a Dalek out of a high window
    http://shillpages.com/dw/story/d5/st--6p52.jpg

    Daleks now fly

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  • Francko
    started a topic 9 Methods to kill a Dalek

    9 Methods to kill a Dalek

    Since the threat is more than real, I have found those punitive methods which will help the warriors to fight back the daleks.


    http://en.allexperts.com/q/Dr-1102/kill-dalek.htm

    Answer
    Well, as that method requires you to absorb the energy of the Time Vortex (and as the Doctor said "No one is supposed to do that!") it can't really be counted as a way of destroying Daleks, so let me suggest some other ways of destroying Daleks.

    Method 1: Detonate a bomb in the Dalek HQ
    http://shillpages.com/dw/story/d2/st--2e11.jpg

    Method 2: Create a Dalek Civil War
    http://shillpages.com/dw/story/d2/st--2l15.jpg

    Method 3: Get a Exillion native to blow it up
    http://shillpages.com/dw/story/d3/st--3x08.jpg

    Method 4: Activate an ancient boobytrap
    http://shillpages.com/dw/story/d3/st--3x17.jpg

    Method 5: Push a Dalek out of a high window
    http://shillpages.com/dw/story/d5/st--6p52.jpg

    Method 6: Expose them to a Movellan virus
    http://shillpages.com/dw/story/d5/st--6p92.jpg

    Method 7: Use a Special Weapons Dalek
    http://shillpages.com/dw/story/d7/st--7h39.jpg

    (I've just remembered a few more)

    Method 8: Firing a high pitched sonic ray
    http://www.doctorwhoworld.org.uk/Ima...hics/rev17.jpg

    Method 9: Create a Delta Wave (but never employed)

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