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  • NotAllThere
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    Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
    For you both to desire sex 5-6 times in a weekend after 17 years of marriage is exceptional, I'd guess the top percentile. Well done you randy devils you!
    Why, thank-you sir. We do our best. It's not been a continual up slope though. We've had bad times, however, even through the worst times, we've made sure that, even when sex isn't possible, the intimate relations don't cease. Probably because we're both extremely strongly committed to the marriage. For each other's sake. Not the kids'.

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  • Bagpuss
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    For you both to desire sex 5-6 times in a weekend after 17 years of marriage is exceptional, I'd guess the top percentile. Well done you randy devils you!

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  • NotAllThere
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    Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
    Your Missus must be knackered, I bet she feels like she's got one of those little dogs humping her leg
    Why? We share the "work".

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  • Bagpuss
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    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    No. It's just normal married life, 17 years and three kids later.

    Of course, my current contract is close to home, hence the lowish figure.

    Your Missus must be knackered, I bet she feels like she's got one of those little dogs humping her leg

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  • NotAllThere
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    Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
    5 or 6 shags in 3 days , you must be like a dog on heat
    No. It's just normal married life, 17 years and three kids later.

    Of course, my current contract is close to home, hence the lowish figure.

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  • oxtailsoup
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    Friday - Night in, glass of wine in front of fire with missus.
    Saturday - cheer the Reds on in the derby, take the kids to some parties, watch the rugby with friends.
    Sunday - Shopping then pack for a one week holiday in Turkey.... bring it on!

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  • Bagpuss
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    5 or 6 shags in 3 days , you must be like a dog on heat

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  • Zorba
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    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    ...oh and 5 or 6 shags.
    Aren't they a protected species?

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  • NotAllThere
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    Friday, make friends with a bottle of Glenmorangie. ( I've a rotten cold, and it makes me feel a lot better, especially in the smug knowledge that it cost me about £16 a bottle ).

    Saturday. Can't go anywhere as our streets are closed off for a football game nearby.

    Sunday. Why church of course. German homework in the afternoon.

    ...oh and 5 or 6 shags.

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  • Viktor
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    Friday - beer with a friend (light drinking) and then read some good book
    Saturday - sport, preparing some interviews in the near future, then rugby
    Sunday - Isle of Wight for a relaxing last day of the weekend...

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  • BoredBloke
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    "Is the sports thing near the Traffic Centre by any chance? Hell on earth."

    Of course it is!

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  • Chugnut
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    Fri - Evening out avec Mrs Chugnut sans anklebiter for a Mexican.

    Sat - Toilet after Mexican, then rugby.

    Sun - Hangover after rugby, then shopping for a new TV stand - 40" LCD on the way

    All begins in 15 minutes.

    Have a good one everybody.

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  • Zorba
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    Originally posted by TonyEnglish View Post
    Friday - driving to feckin Ikea!
    Saturday - driving the sprog to a sports thing and then picking him up after - effectively 2 laps of the feckin M60
    Sunday - food shopping and more feckin driving

    It's not like I spend half my life driving.
    Is the sports thing near the Traffic Centre by any chance? Hell on earth.

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  • BoredBloke
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    Friday - driving to feckin Ikea!
    Saturday - driving the sprog to a sports thing and then picking him up after - effectively 2 laps of the feckin M60
    Sunday - food shopping and more feckin driving

    It's not like I spend half my life driving.

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  • Bagpuss
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    Friday Boozing
    Saturday Snoozing and then Boozing
    Sunday Snoozing
    Monday oozing

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