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    #11
    Fri - Evening out avec Mrs Chugnut sans anklebiter for a Mexican.

    Sat - Toilet after Mexican, then rugby.

    Sun - Hangover after rugby, then shopping for a new TV stand - 40" LCD on the way

    All begins in 15 minutes.

    Have a good one everybody.

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      #12
      "Is the sports thing near the Traffic Centre by any chance? Hell on earth."

      Of course it is!
      Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

      I preferred version 1!

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        #13
        Friday - beer with a friend (light drinking) and then read some good book
        Saturday - sport, preparing some interviews in the near future, then rugby
        Sunday - Isle of Wight for a relaxing last day of the weekend...
        The rest is silence...

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          #14
          Friday, make friends with a bottle of Glenmorangie. ( I've a rotten cold, and it makes me feel a lot better, especially in the smug knowledge that it cost me about £16 a bottle ).

          Saturday. Can't go anywhere as our streets are closed off for a football game nearby.

          Sunday. Why church of course. German homework in the afternoon.

          ...oh and 5 or 6 shags.
          Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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            #15
            Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
            ...oh and 5 or 6 shags.
            Aren't they a protected species?

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              #16
              5 or 6 shags in 3 days , you must be like a dog on heat
              The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

              But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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                #17
                Friday - Night in, glass of wine in front of fire with missus.
                Saturday - cheer the Reds on in the derby, take the kids to some parties, watch the rugby with friends.
                Sunday - Shopping then pack for a one week holiday in Turkey.... bring it on!

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
                  5 or 6 shags in 3 days , you must be like a dog on heat
                  No. It's just normal married life, 17 years and three kids later.

                  Of course, my current contract is close to home, hence the lowish figure.
                  Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
                    No. It's just normal married life, 17 years and three kids later.

                    Of course, my current contract is close to home, hence the lowish figure.

                    Your Missus must be knackered, I bet she feels like she's got one of those little dogs humping her leg
                    The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

                    But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
                      Your Missus must be knackered, I bet she feels like she's got one of those little dogs humping her leg
                      Why? We share the "work".
                      Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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