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Previously on "What have you done at work today?"
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I got a free cheese and tomato toastie on the plane this morning, despite losing my frequent flyer card. If I'd realized I could persuade them to let me have one, I'd have sat in my original seat in row 1 and had a sausage, bacon and egg panini instead.
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Had a bacon mushroom and tomato sandwich.
Much better than the rubbishe I ate last night.
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damn, it's gone 11 !!!! i really should atleast attempt to look like I'm working...
so far:
reviewed sports Mp3 players for father's b'day present
made a brew
drank the brew
caught up on CUK postings
daydreamed
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Read my email - steaming pile that it is, and decided that I really don't fancy doing any of the work that's just been assigned to me.
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Made a video about Jagtvej 69, politics, teambuilding and shaved legs, that was the other day though.Originally posted by SallyAnne View PostYou can choose multiple...
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We had a lovely time - shame you couldn't make it.Originally posted by r0bly0ns View PostWell I've now finished for the day and apparantly I'm off to the pub while Bagpuss, AndyW, Spartacus, Faqqer, Chef, Sasguru and many others take my wife to Manchester for the weekend.
Result!
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Did some work. But suffering from man-flu. Girl boss sent me home at 4pm. ( Yes, I'm on a daily rate...
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Girl in option B doesn't know I'm married. I think I should let her know I'm married, and then she still wants to blow me at least I won't feel guilty about leading her on. Just to confirm (again) - I will be using MSN to relay this information to her.
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If you get that far, things are more worrying than they seem.Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostTake a pic of said female, print it out A4. Discretely stick it to the back of your wife's head as you perform an ilicit act upon her personage, remember to remove this 'marital aid' before your wife realises what a cad you are
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Take a pic of said female, print it out A4. Discretely stick it to the back of your wife's head as you perform an ilicit act upon her personage, remember to remove this 'marital aid' before your wife realises what a cad you are
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Now that's just rude.Originally posted by zeitghostMmmmmmmmmm...
I knew there was a flaw in my Cunning Plan... (or cunnilingus plan as the case may be...).
On another topic, have all the mods taken today off? We've managed to pollute most of the threads and yet they are not in LR.
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She'd have to let you near her first though.Originally posted by zeitghostOr d) go home & shag the wife senseless... don't buy her flowers though or she'll think something's up...
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Originally posted by TazMaN View PostWhat have I done today?
Just chatted to a girl at work, there was some blatant flirting both ways -- tingling in my pants occurred.
Do I :
a) Remain with my wife of many years and bring up my children like a good father.
b) Tell the other girl that I love her and have loved her ever since I knew her since 15 minutes ago, and leave my wife for her? Just to confirm - I will use MSN for this.
c) Go home and have a w*nk while thinking of the other girl.


Classic! (c) followed by (a), is where the smart money goes.
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What have I done today?
Just chatted to a girl at work, there was some blatant flirting both ways -- tingling in my pants occurred.
Do I :
a) Remain with my wife of many years and bring up my children like a good father.
b) Tell the other girl that I love her and have loved her ever since I knew her since 15 minutes ago, and leave my wife for her? Just to confirm - I will use MSN for this.
c) Go home and have a w*nk while thinking of the other girl.
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