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Previously on "What have you done at work today?"

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  • TheFaQQer
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    Originally posted by r0bly0ns View Post
    Had a bacon mushroom and tomato sandwich.

    Much better than the rubbishe I ate last night.
    I got a free cheese and tomato toastie on the plane this morning, despite losing my frequent flyer card. If I'd realized I could persuade them to let me have one, I'd have sat in my original seat in row 1 and had a sausage, bacon and egg panini instead.

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  • r0bly0ns
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    Had a bacon mushroom and tomato sandwich.

    Much better than the rubbishe I ate last night.

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  • chef
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    damn, it's gone 11 !!!! i really should atleast attempt to look like I'm working...

    so far:

    reviewed sports Mp3 players for father's b'day present
    made a brew
    drank the brew
    caught up on CUK postings
    daydreamed

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  • TheFaQQer
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    Read my email - steaming pile that it is, and decided that I really don't fancy doing any of the work that's just been assigned to me.

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  • threaded
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    Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
    You can choose multiple...
    Made a video about Jagtvej 69, politics, teambuilding and shaved legs, that was the other day though.

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  • TheFaQQer
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    Originally posted by r0bly0ns View Post
    Well I've now finished for the day and apparantly I'm off to the pub while Bagpuss, AndyW, Spartacus, Faqqer, Chef, Sasguru and many others take my wife to Manchester for the weekend.


    Result!
    We had a lovely time - shame you couldn't make it.

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  • NotAllThere
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    Did some work. But suffering from man-flu. Girl boss sent me home at 4pm. ( Yes, I'm on a daily rate... )

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  • ChimpMaster
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    Girl in option B doesn't know I'm married. I think I should let her know I'm married, and then she still wants to blow me at least I won't feel guilty about leading her on. Just to confirm (again) - I will be using MSN to relay this information to her.

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  • Zorba
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    Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
    Take a pic of said female, print it out A4. Discretely stick it to the back of your wife's head as you perform an ilicit act upon her personage, remember to remove this 'marital aid' before your wife realises what a cad you are
    If you get that far, things are more worrying than they seem.

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  • Bagpuss
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    Take a pic of said female, print it out A4. Discretely stick it to the back of your wife's head as you perform an ilicit act upon her personage, remember to remove this 'marital aid' before your wife realises what a cad you are

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  • Zorba
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    Mmmmmmmmmm...

    I knew there was a flaw in my Cunning Plan... (or cunnilingus plan as the case may be...).
    Now that's just rude.

    On another topic, have all the mods taken today off? We've managed to pollute most of the threads and yet they are not in LR.

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  • Zorba
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    Or d) go home & shag the wife senseless... don't buy her flowers though or she'll think something's up...
    She'd have to let you near her first though.

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  • Zorba
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    Originally posted by TazMaN View Post
    What have I done today?

    Just chatted to a girl at work, there was some blatant flirting both ways -- tingling in my pants occurred.

    Do I :

    a) Remain with my wife of many years and bring up my children like a good father.

    b) Tell the other girl that I love her and have loved her ever since I knew her since 15 minutes ago, and leave my wife for her? Just to confirm - I will use MSN for this.

    c) Go home and have a w*nk while thinking of the other girl.

    Classic! (c) followed by (a), is where the smart money goes.

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  • ChimpMaster
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    What have I done today?

    Just chatted to a girl at work, there was some blatant flirting both ways -- tingling in my pants occurred.

    Do I :

    a) Remain with my wife of many years and bring up my children like a good father.

    b) Tell the other girl that I love her and have loved her ever since I knew her since 15 minutes ago, and leave my wife for her? Just to confirm - I will use MSN for this.

    c) Go home and have a w*nk while thinking of the other girl.

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  • Zorba
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    Originally posted by chef View Post
    you only see someone's full profile if you are there friend. Otherwise you see a limited profile.. i.e a pic only
    Ah, got you. But then I'd have to reveal who I am - I'd better live in ignorance. Too cowardly by far!

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