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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    No he doesn't, he's a boring gobtulipe.

    I think you'll find he's the one with no mates.


    Whereas you have LOTS of mates..............at the lodge............not least of them being the goat!!
    Come on salty.........tell us all about your time in the Sea Scouts!

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post

    I have to say SB you do brighten up a dull day...
    No he doesn't, he's a boring gobtulipe.

    I think you'll find he's the one with no mates.

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
    Some of us don't have to surf to see bristols sg. If you weren't such a rocket-polishing billy-no-mates you'd have access to the real thing too. But for now, have fun choking your chicken!

    I have to say SB you do brighten up a dull day...

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    Yes it's a fine site. Totally lost on Tweedledum and Twiddledee above though, as they're too busy pulling each other off.
    Some of us don't have to surf to see bristols sg. If you weren't such a rocket-polishing billy-no-mates you'd have access to the real thing too. But for now, have fun choking your chicken!

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  • daviejones
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    Yes it's a fine site. Totally lost on Tweedledum and Twiddledee above though, as they're too busy pulling each other off.
    While you bounce around your cell with that jacket that zips up the back....

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by wendigo100 View Post
    Thanks, I shall inspect them later.
    Yes it's a fine site. Totally lost on Tweedledum and Twiddledee above though, as they're too busy pulling each other off.

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  • wendigo100
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    A magnificent pair which can be seen here (NSFW!)

    Actually that is an awesome site all round!
    Thanks, I shall inspect them later.

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    Back in the van, cretins. Time to go back to the asylum.
    Stunningly cutting sg. How can we compete with such acerbic perfection?
    You truly are a wag!

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  • daviejones
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    Back in the van, cretins. Time to go back to the asylum.
    OK SB, let's drive this loony back to his padded room.....

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  • sasguru
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    Back in the van, cretins. Time to go back to the asylum.

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  • daviejones
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    Sas could be the village idiot if he lived in London.....

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    Ah it's that time of year already. CUK Village Idiots day out. Have fun, bhoys...
    What time do you get your trophy sg?

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  • sasguru
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    Ah it's that time of year already. CUK Village Idiots day out. Have fun, bhoys...

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by daviejones View Post
    A generous man I see...
    I was exaggerating for effect.

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  • daviejones
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    Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
    Comes from having a brain the size and consistency of a pea fritter.
    A generous man I see...

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