Reply to: This bloke came up to me in the pub, and

[shaunbhoy]

The conclusion is that even gay English soldiers are miles better than their straight Scottish counterparts.

Your conclusion perhaps, but as has been ruthlessly demonstrated elsewhere, military analysis is not your forte sg. Can't fault your knowledge on all matters "gay" though, you must have really 'boned up' on it!

[sasguru]

Always had him down as the quintessential English war hero. No need to re-evaluate that notion then! Know what I El Alamein?

The conclusion is that even gay English soldiers are miles better than their straight Scottish counterparts.

[shaunbhoy]

There was no Mrs Monty. Monty was gay. He had his "batman" cook the tea.

HTH

Always had him down as the quintessential English war hero. No need to re-evaluate that notion then! Know what I El Alamein?

[NotAllThere]

Pin sharp eyesight when I'm sober though.

Is that how braille books are written?

[DBA_bloke]

There was no Mrs Monty. Monty was gay. He had his "batman" cook the tea.

HTH

Elizabeth Carver, his wife, may have had something to say about that.

[BoredBloke]

"There was no Mrs Monty. Monty was gay. He had his "batman" cook the tea."

But the rest of my bit was 100% spot on though.

[OwlHoot]

1 bottle of wine down; now for a couple of bottle of beer while reading my book

Lucky you. I don't normally need glasses, but now when I'm pissed I can't read - the page is a blur. Pin sharp eyesight when I'm sober though.

[sasguru]

Why isn't she making the tea? Next you'll be saying that she hasn't cleaned up also or that she has wasted her housekeeping money on girly things like make up or clothes. You have had a hard day spent fighting a virtual war. Do you think Monty went home after a hard day Generaling only to have to cook some tea for Mrs Monty. I doubt that very much. I suggest that you tell her straight that this swapping of the roles tomfoolery has to stop this instant and if she still complains you will be well within your rights to give her a damn good thrashing - purely for medicinal reasons obviously.

There was no Mrs Monty. Monty was gay. He had his "batman" cook the tea.

HTH

[kirk]

1 bottle of wine down; now for a couple of bottle of beer while reading my book

[BoredBloke]

I wish I was pi55ed. I've chopped out the booze on school nights

[bored]

What's up with all the people getting pissed on a Tuesday?

just had 6 beers.

[EternalOptimist]

Tony

i admire a man whose pissder than me


respect

[BoredBloke]

Why isn't she making the tea? Next you'll be saying that she hasn't cleaned up also or that she has wasted her housekeeping money on girly things like make up or clothes. You have had a hard day spent fighting a virtual war. Do you think Monty went home after a hard day Generaling only to have to cook some tea for Mrs Monty. I doubt that very much. I suggest that you tell her straight that this swapping of the roles tomfoolery has to stop this instant and if she still complains you will be well within your rights to give her a damn good thrashing - purely for medicinal reasons obviously.

[Troll]

Why isn't your missus bringing you a take away in?

[DS23]

..I had 8 cans of lager, played Dawn of war all afternoon with my geordie mate

did you win?