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This bloke came up to me in the pub, and

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    #11
    "There was no Mrs Monty. Monty was gay. He had his "batman" cook the tea."

    But the rest of my bit was 100% spot on though.
    Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

    I preferred version 1!

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      #12
      Originally posted by sasguru View Post
      There was no Mrs Monty. Monty was gay. He had his "batman" cook the tea.

      HTH
      Elizabeth Carver, his wife, may have had something to say about that.

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        #13
        Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
        Pin sharp eyesight when I'm sober though.
        Is that how braille books are written?
        Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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          #14
          Originally posted by sasguru View Post
          There was no Mrs Monty. Monty was gay. He had his "batman" cook the tea.

          HTH

          Always had him down as the quintessential English war hero. No need to re-evaluate that notion then! Know what I El Alamein?
          “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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            #15
            Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
            Always had him down as the quintessential English war hero. No need to re-evaluate that notion then! Know what I El Alamein?
            The conclusion is that even gay English soldiers are miles better than their straight Scottish counterparts.

            Hard Brexit now!
            #prayfornodeal

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              #16
              Originally posted by sasguru View Post
              The conclusion is that even gay English soldiers are miles better than their straight Scottish counterparts.

              Your conclusion perhaps, but as has been ruthlessly demonstrated elsewhere, military analysis is not your forte sg. Can't fault your knowledge on all matters "gay" though, you must have really 'boned up' on it!
              “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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