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Are your socks embroidered with the day of the week?
Should'nt that be "months of the year?"
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No, I am a failed traffic wardenOriginally posted by Old Greg View PostDA - did you always want to be an agent one day when you were little?
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Originally posted by Old Greg View PostThat's because you also have the 8th attribute of agents - shamelessness.
true
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Come on Churchill, Milan and AtW dont be shy, be good nerds and answer the question
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At least I am prepared to admit itOriginally posted by sasguru View Post
DA got 7/7
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Originally posted by _V_ View PostDo you have a favourite brand of hair gel?
Do you refer to everyone as mate, geezer, boss, my friend, guvnor?
Do you measure you self importance by which designer made your suit?
Is everyone you deal with "a punter"?
Do you aspire to an Audi TT and an office with your name on the door?
Do you practice lying to your family so that it comes naturally?
Are you named Darren, Jez, Wayne or Gazza?
DA got 7/7
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Quiz for agents.
Do you have a favourite brand of hair gel?
Do you refer to everyone as mate, geezer, boss, my friend, guvnor?
Do you measure you self importance by which designer made your suit?
Is everyone you deal with "a punter"?
Do you aspire to an Audi TT and an office with your name on the door?
Do you practice lying to your family so that it comes naturally?
Are you named Daz, Jez, Wayne or Gazza?
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You have @ in your name don't youOriginally posted by Muttley08 View PostCan honestly say no to all the above.
But disappointed in AP ... which ones AP?
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