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    Do you need charm school

    Not wishing to rub it in but let's see which one most applies to you



    Are your CDs arranged in order of record label?
    Do you make notes in more than one colour?
    When you finally got a girlfriend, did you start looking for her mouse?
    Do most of your friends’ names include @?
    Are your socks embroidered with the day of the week?
    Would you be surprised to hear this also comes in a paper-only format?
    Are you in a chess club?
    Do you alternate between Pizza Hut and Dominos so that you can have a balanced diet?
    Is your only item of sportswear bicycle clips?
    Did you ask for your money back because Trainspotting was only about drugs and sex?
    20
    If you said “yes” 8-10 times :(
    0.00%
    0
    If you said “yes” 4-7 times :/
    0.00%
    0
    If you said “yes” 1-3 times :)
    40.00%
    8
    If you said “yes” no times,
    60.00%
    12

    The poll is expired.

    Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyone

    #2
    You know us too well Dodgy
    Fiscal nomad it's legal.

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      #3
      Can honestly say no to all the above.

      But disappointed in AP ... which ones AP?

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        #4
        Originally posted by Muttley08 View Post
        Can honestly say no to all the above.

        But disappointed in AP ... which ones AP?
        You have @ in your name don't you
        Fiscal nomad it's legal.

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          #5
          Originally posted by alreadypacked View Post
          You have @ in your name don't you
          I had you down as a CD arranger...

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            #6
            Quiz for agents.

            Do you have a favourite brand of hair gel?
            Do you refer to everyone as mate, geezer, boss, my friend, guvnor?
            Do you measure you self importance by which designer made your suit?
            Is everyone you deal with "a punter"?
            Do you aspire to an Audi TT and an office with your name on the door?
            Do you practice lying to your family so that it comes naturally?
            Are you named Daz, Jez, Wayne or Gazza?
            First Law of Contracting: Only the strong survive

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              #7
              Originally posted by _V_ View Post
              Do you have a favourite brand of hair gel?
              Do you refer to everyone as mate, geezer, boss, my friend, guvnor?
              Do you measure you self importance by which designer made your suit?
              Is everyone you deal with "a punter"?
              Do you aspire to an Audi TT and an office with your name on the door?
              Do you practice lying to your family so that it comes naturally?
              Are you named Darren, Jez, Wayne or Gazza?

              DA got 7/7
              Hard Brexit now!
              #prayfornodeal

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                #8
                Originally posted by sasguru View Post

                DA got 7/7
                At least I am prepared to admit it
                Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyone

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                  #9
                  Come on Churchill, Milan and AtW dont be shy, be good nerds and answer the question
                  Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyone

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post
                    At least I am prepared to admit it
                    That's because you also have the 8th attribute of agents - shamelessness.

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