Reply to: I think i might have pulled

[daviejones]

there's this woman in the office who has been hanging around my desk more than usual and giving me weird looks recently..

at first i thought she was a nutter and steered well clear of her, but then my mate has just told me she asked if I was gay !!

i mean i look after my personal hygiene more than the average guy but then that isnt hard as a lot in my profession smell pretty bad.

i have the impression she wears some pretty feisty stuff underneath the usual office attire, she's a contractor so she must be fairly well off.. plus i think she's off to china in a short while then some sort of world trip, i dont wanna miss my chance..

so what do i do? any thoughts?

Is she going to Goa? Imay know who that is.....

[Epiphone]

Stick your finger up her bum. If she doesn't call the police you're in.

[Old Greg]

Anyone remotely concerned about personal hygiene must be gay! I am a REAL man, I almost never wash and have very rarely had it up the bottom.

If you washed a bit more, you might get some more action.

[xoggoth]

Anyone remotely concerned about personal hygiene must be gay! I am a REAL man, I almost never wash and have very rarely had it up the bottom.

[Stan]

Chef, strike up conversation at the water cooler, coffee machine, etc.

[Lucy]

Hmm, any jobs going there?

Let me do a count of the female population of my office... hmm, I don't even need fingers to count that amount of women... A nice big zero

What? You have no fingers? How do you type?

[pfeds]

Hmm, any jobs going there?

Let me do a count of the female population of my office... hmm, I don't even need fingers to count that amount of women... A nice big zero

[chef]

i think you'll find she's lithuanian

[ChimpMaster]

U mean u haven't met the hot Ukranian chick working at the hotel reception yet?

[chef]

not as far as i know.. linky

[chef]

This Eastern European chick doesn't have a part time role as a hotel receptionist does she

[BA to the Stars]

This Eastern European chick doesn't have a part time role as a hotel receptionist does she

[Ruprect]

so what do i do? any thoughts?

You need to ask us?

[tay]

I wouldnt bother, I hear its her last week and she is getting replaced by an Eastern European chick.

[Bagpuss]

Whatever you do, don't shake her finger, should she offer it