Reply to: 57% of men...

[ElectricChair]

I wonder what percentage of women dont know? We get Moolly Maid in - I stand as much chance of knowing as my gf.

[Rantor]

A small % of men don't even know basic safety precautions when vacuuming, according to research on excuses given by men presenting in A&E with embarrassing vacuum cleaner related injuries.

Indeed, you gotta wonder about the thought process that leads up to plunging your (presumably co-operative) one-and-only bestest mate into a vacuum nozzle and then hitting the on button. I'll never know why women think they understand blokes.

An A&E working relative informed me that still buzzing, firmly lodged vibros are another common cause of male embarrassment. How long do batteries last ffs

[Diver]

My wife says it's orange and it's kept in the under stairs cupboard with the rest of the cleaning stuff.

We have an under stairs cupboard !!!!!!!

[lilelvis2000]

I can hardly use my vacuum without the little one coming along and dismantling the end and pretending to vacuum the room.



and oh yeah



I just tool a look and mine's blue.

[Old Greg]

A small % of men don't even know basic safety precautions when vacuuming, according to research on excuses given by men presenting in A&E with embarrassing vacuum cleaner related injuries.

[wendigo100]

From Steve Wright just now:

"A survey has reported that 57% of men don't know what colour their vacuum cleaner is".

Mine's orange.

Discuss.

Mine's orange too. Like Dale Winton. Come to think of it, it sucks like <deleted by moderator>

[wendigo100]

Funily enough I have just upgraded, i.e. bought a new, iRobot Roomba. Cute as a button, and goes back and charges itself. Guess the help empties it.

The help? What happened to the slaves?

[threaded]

Funily enough I have just upgraded, i.e. bought a new, iRobot Roomba. Cute as a button, and goes back and charges itself. Guess the help empties it.

[Buffoon]

My one is dark blue and I discovered this very week that it doesn’t over heat and shut down as well as suck up more stuff you take the little bag out when it is full and put a new one in. I love it when I make discoveries like that.

However, I would far rather have someone who knows what they are doing handling all the cleaning.

[Gonzo]

Our vacuum cleaner is yellow which is the reason why Mrs Gonzo won't do the cleaning (or so she says).

[xoggoth]

I do do much of the cleaning (if I left it to the missus the house would resemble Dracula's cess pit) and have never noticed what colour the vaccuum cleaner is. Are there any anti-discrimination laws I should be aware of?

[Diver]

100% of male circus dwarves know.

You had to be there !!!

[TheFaQQer]

Purple and clear plastic

[chef]

100% of Giant Alien Lizards with OCD know that one vacuum cleaner is a sort of purpley red colour, another one is green with gold writing on it, and the third one is yellow and battery powered.

I'm very sad really.

I like the first one coz you can see the dirt going around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around.

zeity, you crack me up

[richard-af]

From Steve Wright just now:

"A survey has reported that 57% of men don't know what colour their vacuum cleaner is".

Mine's orange.

Discuss.

100% of male circus dwarves know.