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Previously on "Would you step in a help someone who is getting a beating?"

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  • richard-af
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    Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
    Projection again, were you dropped on the head as a child perhaps?
    Have you been reading Dr. Raj Persaud books?

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  • Bagpuss
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    I'd suggest the same for you, but you would only throw up.
    Projection again, were you dropped on the head as a child perhaps?

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
    ...take a long look in the mirror and think.
    I'd suggest the same for you, but you would only throw up.

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  • richard-af
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    Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
    take a long look in the mirror and think.
    That's what SHE said! I think, line was a bit bad.

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  • Bagpuss
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    Originally posted by richard-af View Post
    Hey! I wasn't having a go. She was great, really.
    You aren't funny, take a long look in the mirror and think.

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  • richard-af
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    Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
    SAS I think I've found you a girlfriend here, someone equally as witty, A user of your Mum jokes no less. What a card!
    Hey! I wasn't having a go. She was great, really.

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  • Bagpuss
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    Originally posted by richard-af View Post
    I have had phone sex, and found it very enjoyable. It was your Mum I spoke to.
    SAS I think I've found you a girlfriend here, someone equally as witty, A user of your Mum jokes no less. What a card!

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  • richard-af
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    Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
    If you two got together you could have phone sex

    Now less of it or I'll set an 11 year old child on both of you
    I have had phone sex, and found it very enjoyable. It was your Mum I spoke to.

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  • Bagpuss
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    Originally posted by richard-af View Post
    Soiled, girlie panties, I'll wager. And worn outside the gimp suit.
    If you two got together you could have phone sex

    Now less of it or I'll set an 11 year old child on both of you

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  • richard-af
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    Yeah and afterwards you had an orgy with Kate Moss, Jennifer Lopez and Kate Winslett in your million pound mansion, then took a drive in one of your supercars.
    Captain Gimp Pusbag to the rescue. Tell me do you wear your underpants inside or outside your gimp suit?

    Soiled, girlie panties, I'll wager. And worn outside the gimp suit.

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  • Bagpuss
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    Captain Gimp Pusbag to the rescue. Tell me do you wear your underpants inside or outside your gimp suit?

    Sounds like one of your wet dreams

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
    At least you got out, I was stabbed by a potential mugger last year, managed to give him a good kicking, upon noticing it was raining (the blood gushing down my back). In the same week I got into a fight with someone high on drugs.
    Yeah and afterwards you had an orgy with Kate Moss, Jennifer Lopez and Kate Winslett in your million pound mansion, then took a drive in one of your supercars.
    Captain Gimp Pusbag to the rescue. Tell me do you wear your underpants inside or outside your gimp suit?

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  • Bagpuss
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    Never been stabbed before, but have been threatened. Two in one week
    are you a scouser baggy




    Yeah it's the last time I go to Tenerife


    PS How dare you call me a Scouser!

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
    At least you got out, I was stabbed by a potential mugger last year, managed to give him a good kicking, upon noticing it was raining (the blood gushing down my back). In the same week I got into a fight with someone high on drugs. Of course I'm must be making this up, because I'm apparently a cyber hard man.
    Never been stabbed before, but have been threatened. Two in one week
    are you a scouser baggy










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  • King Cnvt
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    Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
    At least you got out, I was stabbed by a potential mugger last year, managed to give him a good kicking, upon noticing it was raining (the blood gushing down my back). In the same week I got into a fight with someone high on drugs. Of course I'm must be making this up, because I'm apparently a cyber hard man.
    I use Viagra eye drops.

    They make me look hard.

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