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Previously on "Would you step in a help someone who is getting a beating?"
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Originally posted by Bagpuss View Posttake a long look in the mirror and think.
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Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostSAS I think I've found you a girlfriend here, someone equally as witty, A user of your Mum jokes no less. What a card!
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Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostIf you two got together you could have phone sex
Now less of it or I'll set an 11 year old child on both of you
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostYeah and afterwards you had an orgy with Kate Moss, Jennifer Lopez and Kate Winslett in your million pound mansion, then took a drive in one of your supercars.
Captain Gimp Pusbag to the rescue. Tell me do you wear your underpants inside or outside your gimp suit?
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Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostAt least you got out, I was stabbed by a potential mugger last year, managed to give him a good kicking, upon noticing it was raining (the blood gushing down my back). In the same week I got into a fight with someone high on drugs.
Captain Gimp Pusbag to the rescue. Tell me do you wear your underpants inside or outside your gimp suit?
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Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostAt least you got out, I was stabbed by a potential mugger last year, managed to give him a good kicking, upon noticing it was raining (the blood gushing down my back). In the same week I got into a fight with someone high on drugs. Of course I'm must be making this up, because I'm apparently a cyber hard man.
are you a scouser baggy
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Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostAt least you got out, I was stabbed by a potential mugger last year, managed to give him a good kicking, upon noticing it was raining (the blood gushing down my back). In the same week I got into a fight with someone high on drugs. Of course I'm must be making this up, because I'm apparently a cyber hard man.
They make me look hard.
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