Reply to: Benes means?

[wendigo100]

i think a lot of our customers confuse 'features' with bugs.

I see what you mean. Bloody users, eh? If they had any brains I wouldn't have to write help systems, guides and manuals for them and I'd be ... hang on ...

[milanbenes]

you got it Bob

Milan.

[bobhope]

Milan was the forum idiot before AtW came along.

[xoggoth]

Not true. Benes is a Nigerian name. He is actually a used rat meat salesman. He also has a lovely big black bum that fills my dreams but always refuses to send me a picture. I do not know why.

[NickFitz]

I hate it when they do that, and it's so difficult to ignore them too

Well, judging by their "Knowledge Base", Microsoft have managed very well just saying "This behaviour is by design" for donkey's years now:

Results 1 - 10 of about 15,600 from support.microsoft.com for "by design"

[alreadypacked]

i think a lot of our customers confuse 'features' with bugs.

I hate it when they do that, and it's so difficult to ignore them too

[scotspine]

So you're receiving lots of complaints then.

i think a lot of our customers confuse 'features' with bugs.

[wendigo100]

sales are on the up and customer-led development continues.

So you're receiving lots of complaints then.

[Francko]

Can some of the longer serving members please explain the history of why Mr Benes is referred to as a 'tape changer'.

Mr Benes - please refrain from commenting until all the evidence has been presented.

Are you talking about this Mr Benes?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edvard_Bene%C5%A1

[milanbenes]

not so fast, yes the signs are good, but I'll relax more once we've done two or three journeys, then we'll really be farming

but I must admit the current signals are pleasing

anyway, feet on the ground, keep humble stick with and focus on plan a and keep fingers crossed plan b continues is a positive direction

Milan.

[scotspine]

very good milan. a comfortable and early retirement beckons.

[milanbenes]

hello threaded,

long time no see

I laughed at your response in the IPO thread

how's things down south in Denmark ?

Milan.

[threaded]

Benes: I thought it was an allusion to him building a pile in Czechoslovakia.

[milanbenes]

if you want to see the ongoing progress of plan b, drop by the benes homepage and click on the sales link and you will see the number of orders

Milan.

[milanbenes]

very nice

now you just need a development team in the sub continent working for next to nout and you will be sorteeeed

Milan.