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Previously on "Hurricane Dean - The Truth"

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  • wendigo100
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    Originally posted by AlfredJPruffock View Post
    Aye W

    Uncanny - the other day I made an announcement to our tiresome users (sorry Customers) over the company tannoy system - only for one girl to mention that I sounded like Bob Harris - and I'm not even English - as ye ken fine.
    I knew that. I use the CUK Sound-O-Vision feature.

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  • AlfredJPruffock
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    Originally posted by wendigo100 View Post
    And Alf, your posts are like episodes of the Old Grey Whistle Test. With whispering Bob whatever his name was.
    Aye W

    Uncanny - the other day I made an announcement to our tiresome users (sorry Customers) over the company tannoy system - only for one girl to mention that I sounded like Bob Harris - and I'm not even English - as ye ken fine.

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  • richard-af
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    Was Bob a Hoarse Whisperer? Or is that Bob Redford?

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  • Clippy
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    Originally posted by wendigo100 View Post
    And Alf, your posts are like episodes of the Old Grey Whistle Test. With whispering Bob whatever his name was.
    Bob Harris.

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  • wendigo100
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    And Alf, your posts are like episodes of the Old Grey Whistle Test. With whispering Bob whatever his name was.

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  • AlfredJPruffock
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    Just what the truth is - you'll know in the End

    Hurricane Alf ?

    Well I never !

    I'll HUFF and I'll PUFF and I'll blow you all away !



    You are like a hurricane
    There's calm in your eye.
    And I'm gettin' blown away

    To somewhere safer
    where the feeling stays.
    I want to love you but
    I'm getting blown away.

    I am just a dreamer,
    but you are just a dream,
    You could have been
    anyone to me.

    Before that moment
    you touched my lips
    That perfect feeling
    when time just slips

    Away between us
    on our foggy trip.

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  • wendigo100
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    I like NickyG. He's class!
    People (?) like him are what makes CUK great.

    Me too. His posts are like episodes of Coronation Street.

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  • Diver
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    Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
    As the natural heir of Nostradmaus (I have the same birthday, is that just a coincidence?) I can only agree entirely. A very wise post.

    I think it also matters what a hurricane is called, this one was called Dean and was therefore a total disappointment as one would expect for a hurricane with such a horrible chavy sort of name. Even better, they should have called it Wayne and then it probably would not have bothered to get out of bed at all except on Thursday to collect its dole money.

    PS Since it is perfectly true that the second coming will be in 2012 why are we bothering with the Olympics?
    Which 2012, we use the Gregorian calender which is wrong.
    Don't take my word for it google it

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  • sasguru
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    I like NickyG. He's class!
    People (?) like him are what makes CUK great.

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  • xoggoth
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    As the natural heir of Nostradmaus (I have the same birthday, is that just a coincidence?) I can only agree entirely. A very wise post.

    I think it also matters what a hurricane is called, this one was called Dean and was therefore a total disappointment as one would expect for a hurricane with such a horrible chavy sort of name. Even better, they should have called it Wayne and then it probably would not have bothered to get out of bed at all except on Thursday to collect its dole money.

    PS Since it is perfectly true that the second coming will be in 2012 why are we bothering with the Olympics?
    Last edited by xoggoth; 21 August 2007, 21:11.

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  • Diver
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  • NickFitz
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    Originally posted by Diver View Post
    Oi! were trying to sleep in here
    We're

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  • Diver
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    Oi! we're trying to sleep in here
    Last edited by Diver; 21 August 2007, 17:34.

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  • NickFitz
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    Is this thing on? (tap tap)

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  • fzbucks
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    Originally posted by Nicky G View Post
    The first direct effects have already begun in recent years. For anyone who wishes neither to see nor to hear this, and who does not perceive how ridiculous it is still to maintain that all the extraordinary things which have already happened are of everyday occurrence, there is naturally no help.
    So you paste your tripe on here then don't respond to the questions post to it - my god you are Chico/CD*

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