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Previously on "Hurricane Dean - The Truth"
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Originally posted by wendigo100 View PostAnd Alf, your posts are like episodes of the Old Grey Whistle Test. With whispering Bob whatever his name was.
Uncanny - the other day I made an announcement to our tiresome users (sorry Customers) over the company tannoy system - only for one girl to mention that I sounded like Bob Harris - and I'm not even English - as ye ken fine.
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And Alf, your posts are like episodes of the Old Grey Whistle Test. With whispering Bob whatever his name was.
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Just what the truth is - you'll know in the End
Hurricane Alf ?
Well I never !
I'll HUFF and I'll PUFF and I'll blow you all away !
You are like a hurricane
There's calm in your eye.
And I'm gettin' blown away
To somewhere safer
where the feeling stays.
I want to love you but
I'm getting blown away.
I am just a dreamer,
but you are just a dream,
You could have been
anyone to me.
Before that moment
you touched my lips
That perfect feeling
when time just slips
Away between us
on our foggy trip.
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostI like NickyG. He's class!
People (?) like him are what makes CUK great.
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Originally posted by xoggoth View PostAs the natural heir of Nostradmaus (I have the same birthday, is that just a coincidence?) I can only agree entirely. A very wise post.
I think it also matters what a hurricane is called, this one was called Dean and was therefore a total disappointment as one would expect for a hurricane with such a horrible chavy sort of name. Even better, they should have called it Wayne and then it probably would not have bothered to get out of bed at all except on Thursday to collect its dole money.
PS Since it is perfectly true that the second coming will be in 2012 why are we bothering with the Olympics?
Don't take my word for it google it
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I like NickyG. He's class!
People (?) like him are what makes CUK great.
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As the natural heir of Nostradmaus (I have the same birthday, is that just a coincidence?) I can only agree entirely. A very wise post.
I think it also matters what a hurricane is called, this one was called Dean and was therefore a total disappointment as one would expect for a hurricane with such a horrible chavy sort of name. Even better, they should have called it Wayne and then it probably would not have bothered to get out of bed at all except on Thursday to collect its dole money.
PS Since it is perfectly true that the second coming will be in 2012 why are we bothering with the Olympics?Last edited by xoggoth; 21 August 2007, 21:11.
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Originally posted by Nicky G View PostThe first direct effects have already begun in recent years. For anyone who wishes neither to see nor to hear this, and who does not perceive how ridiculous it is still to maintain that all the extraordinary things which have already happened are of everyday occurrence, there is naturally no help.
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