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cojak replied

20 October 2017, 12:23
This thread is 10 years old, as is your joke.

And since it’s turned unsavoury, it’s also locked.
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VirtualMonkey replied

20 October 2017, 12:09
is this thread for real?
reminds me of the old joke...
a guy has 3 women who want to marry him so he gives them all £100 and tells them to make something of it.
3 weeks later the first comes back with £100 after having saved it for a rainy day
second comes back with £150 after using for a short term loan to a friend
third comes back with £5000 after gambling and winning.
Which one did he marry?
The one with the biggest t***
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Scruff replied

19 October 2017, 20:01
Craig David re-release. Whoosh Parrot 🔞
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Uncle Albert replied

19 October 2017, 18:12
If we're dredging up ancient posts then we may as well have an ancient ad
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TheFaQQer replied

19 October 2017, 15:48
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Swiss Tony replied

20 July 2007, 13:01
Originally posted by cailin dana

I meant do him!!

Rather forward of you dear gal!
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cailin dana replied

20 July 2007, 12:56
Originally posted by andy

pr1ck teaser

Seriously, thats what I tried to avoid......
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BA to the Stars replied

20 July 2007, 12:55
Originally posted by Old Greg

Now Duder, you need to listen to your Auntie Cailin and your Uncle Greg. Cancel the date with the other girl and be nice to the one who's coming round on Saturday. The outcome might surprise you.

Duder - listen to the voices of reason. They are right.
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cailin dana replied

20 July 2007, 12:55
Originally posted by BA to the Stars

You naughty girl - it wasn't just life that was hard

Hard for him, kinda amusing for me even if I did just want to him anyway!

I meant do him!!
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andy replied

20 July 2007, 12:54
Originally posted by cailin dana

Life is hard!!!

pr1ck teaser
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Old Greg replied

20 July 2007, 12:51
Now Duder, you need to listen to your Auntie Cailin and your Uncle Greg. Cancel the date with the other girl and be nice to the one who's coming round on Saturday. The outcome might surprise you.
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BA to the Stars replied

20 July 2007, 12:51
Originally posted by cailin dana

Life is hard!!!

You naughty girl - it wasn't just life that was hard
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cailin dana replied

20 July 2007, 12:48
Originally posted by el duder

cheers tone. i have no intention of sleeping with the girl im dating tonight. im just going for a few drinks and to see what she is like.

put her in perspective with the one im dating on saturday. plus it will help me make better decisions.

well, infact it will confuse the hell out of me big style.

Do you not think you are confused enough??
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cailin dana replied

20 July 2007, 12:46
Originally posted by Chugnut

You should have felt sorry for him. It's no fun duvet tenting.

Life is hard!!!
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young veteran replied

20 July 2007, 11:52
duder - why not jus bang them both to decide which one u like more ????

like try before you buy!
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