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And since it’s turned unsavoury, it’s also locked.
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is this thread for real?
reminds me of the old joke...
a guy has 3 women who want to marry him so he gives them all £100 and tells them to make something of it.
3 weeks later the first comes back with £100 after having saved it for a rainy day
second comes back with £150 after using for a short term loan to a friend
third comes back with £5000 after gambling and winning.
Which one did he marry?
The one with the biggest t***
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If we're dredging up ancient posts then we may as well have an ancient ad
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Originally posted by cailin dana
I meant do him!!
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Originally posted by andypr1ck teaser
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Originally posted by Old GregNow Duder, you need to listen to your Auntie Cailin and your Uncle Greg. Cancel the date with the other girl and be nice to the one who's coming round on Saturday. The outcome might surprise you.
Duder - listen to the voices of reason. They are right.
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Originally posted by BA to the StarsYou naughty girl - it wasn't just life that was hard
I meant do him!!
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Now Duder, you need to listen to your Auntie Cailin and your Uncle Greg. Cancel the date with the other girl and be nice to the one who's coming round on Saturday. The outcome might surprise you.
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Originally posted by cailin danaLife is hard!!!
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Originally posted by el dudercheers tone. i have no intention of sleeping with the girl im dating tonight. im just going for a few drinks and to see what she is like.
put her in perspective with the one im dating on saturday. plus it will help me make better decisions.
well, infact it will confuse the hell out of me big style.
Do you not think you are confused enough??
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Originally posted by ChugnutYou should have felt sorry for him. It's no fun duvet tenting.
Life is hard!!!
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duder - why not jus bang them both to decide which one u like more ????
like try before you buy!
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