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I'm crap at lyrics so I stick with instrumentals. Better for the corporate video and TV market anyway.
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Originally posted by Bagpussalternatively do what Bowie did.. cut up newspaper headlines and rearrange
and remember ...If Bernie Taupin can write lyrics anyone can
Or take the Marc Bolan approach and write complete twaddle, but sing it with immense style
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alternatively do what Bowie did.. cut up newspaper headlines and rearrange
and remember ...If Bernie Taupin can write lyrics anyone can
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Personally I find that the music comes easily. I have trouble with lyrics, they only come once in a blue moon so I end up with piles of half finished songs waiting to have lyrics added.
(You don't write lyrics, they "arrive" in my experience)
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Yes it was a homage or possibly fromageOriginally posted by DaveBJust don't tell Pete Townsend about the last line
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Originally posted by BlasterBatesNice one Bagpuss, put that in a rap in the middle of a song
hmmm good like it.
* mind goes blank *
Just don't tell Pete Townsend about the last line
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Nice one Bagpuss, put that in a rap in the middle of a song
hmmm good like it.Originally posted by freakydancerHide behind identities, claim to do no wrong
Like a battling crusader defending his faithLast edited by BlasterBates; 19 June 2007, 12:19.
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I'm a geek, I like geek speak,
I wear geek sheek,I'm star trek freak,
say hell yeah and sheesh on the BB,
Makes me sound cool, like some Yanky fool,
Scared of the girls, my sheets have urine swirls,
Live with my dad and mum, yeah I'm a 30 year old kipper bum,
House price crash philosophising, equity in my BTL rising,
Take a cybersex PM from Sally Anne, the fat ginga bird with the fake tan.
My sockpuppet takes more hits than SAS G, when that georgie bint tawk dirty
Earning more than threaded, new labour stealth tax dreaded,
Substitute form another guy, I look pretty rich coz my divvies are highLast edited by Bagpuss; 19 June 2007, 12:06.
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Hide behind identities, claim to do no wrongOriginally posted by BlasterBatesGood idea. line 1
Posting posting posting .....all day long
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why not come up with the first line and we will do the rest? (one line per post) then you will have a unique forum song.Originally posted by BlasterBatesAnybody write songs here. I have great ideas for melodies and harmonies, but I'm pretty clueless when it comes to writing words.
Any tips welcome.
I was wondering about looking for poems or unknown lyrics on the Internet and putting them to music.
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yeah. put it through a vocoder. it'll sound like a lamenting robot.Originally posted by swissmikeThis line has a lot of potential though - quite like it
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Or the old alternative
Yesterday.... a combine harvester ran over me
Now I'm half the man I used to be...
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This line has a lot of potential though - quite like itOriginally posted by BlasterBatesWhy the female, who was important to me, changed her positional co-ordinates so that they do not coincide with mine is not something I currently understand.
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