Reply to: The Cruelest Ways to get Dumped

[Euro-commuter]

OK, tell us what happened, but in reverse order.

... while multitasking with something else difficult.

[SallyAnne]

I do sometimes use descriptives in ways most people would misread.

You mean "I sometimes talk sh*te"?

It's ok, we already knew that

[FiveTimes]

She resembled a moose (and I wasn't pissed enough not to care)

I thought you said "Then a rather attractive woman came over to me", still worth a shot....

[Cooperinliverp00l]

What's that, some sort of porno?

Tazman where have you been. Virgin school has been the best documentary done by C4 this year.

[ChimpMaster]

I have never been in this situation as i'm still a Virgin and never had any sort of contact with girls.

You can watch my storey on Virgin School 2

What's that, some sort of porno?

[Cooperinliverp00l]

I have never been in this situation as i'm still a Virgin and never had any sort of contact with girls.

You can watch my storey on Virgin School 2

[cojak]

I received a text from an individual at about 12.30 one night. It said

"We hv nothin in common. I dnt wnt to go out wv u ny mor. By"

I replied: "rong no u lttl sh1t"

They didn't reply back...

[Clippy]

Then a rather attractive woman came over to me...

She resembled a moose...

Busted pinocchio!

Case closed!

[Gonzo]

I just need them to have a pulse

Fussy ba$tard.

[BoredBloke]

"I just need them to have a pulse "

I suspect still warm would suffice. Dead girls don't say no and all that - which is ok until some rotten coont splits on you

I think I may have gone too far

[SizeZero]

Think Ky was looking for some stories rather than support?

I'd help, but I was always the dumpER and never the dumpEE

[Troll]

Sometimes approachable and friendly is all you need !

I just need them to have a pulse

[oraclesmith]

Sometimes approachable and friendly is all you need !

[wendigo100]

I'll clarify that - attractive as in an approachable, friendly sort of way but way way down the league in looks. I do sometimes use descriptives in ways most people would misread.

OK, tell us what happened, but in reverse order.

[Goya]

I'll clarify that - attractive as in an approachable, friendly sort of way but way way down the league in looks. I do sometimes use descriptives in ways most people would misread.

You are AndyW. Fiver please . . .