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I thought a discussion on food would interest you threaded!
This is fruit though - what do you make of the snake and kidney threads?
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Oh, I do love a good pear. They have to be big enough to hold and suck on though!!!!
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No, you can't beat a nice pear!Originally posted by ClippyI prefer melons meself.
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Can't be long before SallyAne has something to say about this.Originally posted by angusgloverOr really large apples...
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I prefer melons meself.Originally posted by angusgloverI certainly would like to get my hands on the new Apple by the sounds of it...
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I certainly would like to get my hands on the new Apple by the sounds of it...
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Your commitment to keeping a breast of new technology is positively admirableOriginally posted by freakydancerApple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The iTit will cost $499 or $599 depending on size.
This has been hailed as a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
I applaud you.
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Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The iTit will cost $499 or $599 depending on size.
This has been hailed as a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.Tags: None
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