Apple

[freakydancer]

Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The iTit will cost $499 or $599 depending on size.

This has been hailed as a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

[gingerjedi]

[Kyajae]

Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The iTit will cost $499 or $599 depending on size.

This has been hailed as a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

Your commitment to keeping a breast of new technology is positively admirable

I applaud you.

[angusglover]

I certainly would like to get my hands on the new Apple by the sounds of it...

[Clippy]

I certainly would like to get my hands on the new Apple by the sounds of it...

I prefer melons meself.

[angusglover]

Or really large apples...

[Kyajae]

Or really large apples...

Can't be long before SallyAne has something to say about this.

[angusglover]

Why? Does she have melons or really large apples?

[wendigo100]

I prefer melons meself.

No, you can't beat a nice pear!

[angusglover]

Oh, I do love a good pear. They have to be big enough to hold and suck on though!!!!