Reply to: Humph!

[realityhack]

this morning there was a major fault with Darlington

Aye

[freakydancer]

You didn't look like such a cock in your photo.

I mean that in a nice way of course

Moi? a cock?

no no no no no....

I'm a c**t.

[Jawz .]

My eyes would start bleeding if I attempted that!

I struggled at first as my answers wouldn't fit the stupid squares, but with the help of a black marker and some tipex I owned that crossword.

[SallyAnne]

Nope!!

You didn't look like such a cock in your photo.

I mean that in a nice way of course

[freakydancer]

You've not got many layers have you freaky?

Nope!!

[SallyAnne]

Course not.

I just look at the tits.

You've not got many layers have you freaky?

[freakydancer]

You dont read the sport

Course not.

I just look at the tits.

[SallyAnne]

I tried the crossword in the Times the other day...

My eyes would start bleeding if I attempted that!

[Jawz .]

You dont read the sport

But you can browse The Sun and The Mirror over a couple of pints - especially if you do the crosswords! It doubles up as an ego bulding exercise aswell!

I tried the crossword in the Times the other day...

[SallyAnne]

It doesn't take a few pints to read The Star, The Sun and The Sport.

You dont read the sport

But you can browse The Sun and The Mirror over a couple of pints - especially if you do the crosswords! It doubles up as an ego bulding exercise aswell!

[freakydancer]

a nice pie for your lunch, then a few pints in the afternoon with the papers. It keeps you sane!

It doesn't take a few pints to read The Star, The Sun and The Sport.

[DaveB]

Marvin the Paranoid Android... with the nasty pain in all the diodes down his left side... and the dead rat in one of his feet.

And a Wicket for a right leg.

"Life, don't talk to me about life. Here I am brain the size of a planet..."

Etc, etc.

[SallyAnne]

Marvin the Paranoid Android... with the nasty pain in all the diodes down his left side... and the dead rat in one of his feet.

Marvin - thats it

Thanks Zeity - I was too humphy to even look it up!


No not PMT - I dont think I get that. I'm a ginge - I'm fiery all the time!

I get the train in - it's normally brilliant, but this morning there was a major fault at Darlington, and we sat there for nearly 3 hours!!

Kramer - COME BACK HOME!!! There are people in the pubs up here all day long. Thats exactly what you need when you're on the bench - a nice pie for your lunch, then a few pints in the afternoon with the papers. It keeps you sane!

[DimPrawn]

I would guess public with delays like that.

[Jawz .]

4 hours? What mode of transport do you use?