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Oh yes, don't we love those! Along with the "we want the moon on the stick with caviar sprinkles" contracts: must have solid experience in SQL, Azure DataFactory, Oracle, MongoDB, AWS, Databricks, Python, R, Java, .NET, [obscure in-house system no-one's ever heard of] and a track-record in the sardine-farming (NOT other fish-farming) industry.
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Leaving aside the rate, it's interesting to see a "Senior" role with such low requirements. Normally it's the opposite way around, e.g. an "entry level" role which requires 10 years of experience.
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There's a lot of cheeky rates out there. Definitely a buyers' market at the moment.
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Fabulous job! ....not
Anyone fancy working as a Senior BI Developer/Analyst, for.... £21.80/Hr?
Thought not...
But given that they require 2 years' experience of SQL for a "Senior" position, I have to wonder what their juniors must be like...
Fill yer boots: https://uk.indeed.com/viewjob?jk=9ba...AFsD0IbzkdCdPP
From reading through a few of the informative threads over on the Biz/Contracts subforum, I gather that the correct term for this job is: "tulip". Or maybe a whole field of tulips near Volendam?
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