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I did not get Gold because for this one had to have all A grades and I had 2 (maximum allowed for Silver medal) B grades - for Russian Language and Russian Literature, yes I did have A for ze English
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How the feck can a "Silver" medal be a distinction?Originally posted by AtWI graduated with distinction (silver medal)
FFS!
"Gold", go for "Gold"!
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what's that ?
Alexey, what are mumbling about ?
you turned down the volume on your mummy and daddy's telephone
u da man !
now get a proper job and get on with some work.
Milan.
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I do the same thing I did in secondary school - reduced ringing volume to zero, this way to my parents it appeared that the phone was working just fine (they could call outside), but the teachers could not reach my parents because no ringing was happening even though it looked for the teachers that nobody picked the phone - no more after that I had to worry from around 7pm to 9pm that some nasty phone call would occur!
I graduated with distinction (silver medal)
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I had that once - for weeks the damn thing kept ringing several times a day time with a "data call" whatever that is. Sometimes ring again immediately as soon as I pressed stop.
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Sorry m8.Originally posted by milanbeneswhich one of you feckers
has punched my mobile number into a fax machine
damn thing keeps calling me
'tis very funny and I will try it on somebody I know
nice one
Milan.
I feel even worse about signing you up to all that gay pr0n now too. Unless you are enjoying that bit?
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Fax's are sometimes sent at 3 am or 4 am in the morning, to save the telephone bill. Once had a machine that regularly woke me up. Trouble was I kept forgetting to unplug the phone.
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Alright Own Up
which one of you feckers
has punched my mobile number into a fax machine
damn thing keeps calling me
'tis very funny and I will try it on somebody I know
nice one
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