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Previously on "Lay off the sausage to protect your sausage!"
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I think this is the right thread to add this story here:
https://metro.co.uk/2022/10/04/thail...ring-17499860/
A bloke who desperately wanted to increase the size of his penis wrapped a metal ring around it in a bizarre bid to try and get it to grow.
But instead of having the desired effect, the unnamed man from Thailand ended up in hospital because the ring cut off circulation to his shaft.
After leaving it on for four whole months, the pain became excruciating and he was forced to seek medical help.
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Lay off the sausage to protect your sausage!
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/a...on-orgasm.html
Doctor reveals how your BLOOD affects your sex life: Eating lots of red meat or ice cream damages vessels making it harder to maintain an erection or orgasm- Having 'bad blood' can harm a person's ability to perform in the bedroom
- Dr Florence Comite warns that eating iron, sugar and cholesterol boosts risks
- Blood flow is key to sex for men, as is impacts their ability to maintain erection
- Replacing unhealthy foods with those high in zinc and vitamin B6 can help
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