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xoggoth replied

28 May 2022, 10:39
Nice fat lady pigs please.
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jamesbrown replied

28 May 2022, 09:30
Farm animal sexbots, speak to MF.
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ladymuck replied

28 May 2022, 09:29
Lube
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DealorNoDeal started a topic Twist on a Farm Shop

28 May 2022, 08:31
Twist on a Farm Shop

I'm considering opening a Farm Shop. If I apply for planning permission, I'm 99.9% certain it will be refused. But if I just do it, I'm 99.9% certain the Council will do SFA about it (like with the bloke up the road).

Anyway, mine is going to be a Sex Farm Shop.

Obviously, donkey dildos are a given but any suggestions as to what else I should stock?
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