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  • Paddy
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    She misunderstood someone saying your gun needs a cervix.

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  • OwlHoot
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    The daft chump is lucky to be alive. It must have been a fairly glancing shot, or she would have blown half her insides away and died in minutes!

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  • David71
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    Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
    Designer vagina from Smith & Wesson.

    It would appear that they don't have the question 'Are you utterly stupid?' on the gun licence application.
    No licence needed for keeping a gun at home in the State of Georgia, therefore no applications i.e. the stupid people get guns as well!

    Interestingly, S&W used to think along the same lines as 'Designer vagina from Smith & Wesson.' and had a range of smaller pistols and revolvers targeted at women owners with nicely coloured grips and 'fancy' engraving etc.
    https://www.smith-wesson.com/firearm...ls-ladysmith-0

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  • northernladuk
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    Designer vagina from Smith & Wesson.

    It would appear that they don't have the question 'Are you utterly stupid?' on the gun licence application.

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  • vetran
    started a topic Those yanks...

    Those yanks...

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...-cops-say.html

    Georgia webcam model, 27, accidentally shoots herself in genitals with 9mm handgun in 'pornographic video gone horribly wrong'
    • Lauren Hunter Daman, 27, accidentally discharged the weapon, a 9mm handgun, while alone in her bedroom the morning of November 9, Upson County cops say
    • Officers were called to Daman's Thomaston home - which she shares with at least 3 others - around noon, receiving a report of an 'accidental gunshot wound'
    • Upon their arrival, police learned from a paramedic already at the scene that Daman 'had shot herself in her vagina, accidentally,' a police report reveals
    • Officers then learned from one of Daman's housemates that the woman works as a webcam model for the popular adult site 'Chaturbate'
    • The housemate further revealed that he believed Daman was recording when the gun went off
    • The woman was medevac'd to a hospital 40 miles away in Macon that afternoon, and was only released earlier this week
    • Criminal charges will likely not be filed in the case, Upson County sheriff says
    who needs role models?

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