Reply to: bored out of my mind

[chubba]

n00b fight! Get in

He will be calmer when he comes back from the bogs, just don't shake his hand when you meet him.

You a chubby chaser eh? Get you bag of flour while picking up the porno?

I was so bored at one job I made a little timer to count how long I was in the bog each day so I knew exactly how much per month I had earned while away from the desk. Surprising how it all mounts up

[Spartacus]

Are you p1ssed off because I'm on better rate than you or are you always such a twat?

That clinches it, you're a tosser.

[PrinceNamor]

Easy...by remembering that on minimum wage £5.30ish ? a hour, for an 8 hr day. the average person will earn £42 approximately a day.

You are earning nearly 10x that.

So STFU and be grateful for what you've got. Cos there are a lot of people earning a hell of a lot less.

To55er.

I'm a to55er because I'm bored! Are you p1ssed off because I'm on better rate than you or are you always such a twat?

[bored]

Sorry - but as you can see from my screen name I own the copyright to the phrase Bored out of my mind, ny solicitor will be in touch shortly.

[_V_]

I'm bored too. Even earning £2000/day and having lots of female attention is becoming tiresome. And don't even get me started on how dull and uncomfortable having to drive a cramped Ferrari to work is becoming....

[Gonzo]

And if you are struggling with your perceived low daily rate, this man should be a humbling reminder to us all.

How to stretch a budget

No surprise there - in my experience Kiwis will go to extraordinary lengths to save a dollar.

[ChimpMaster]

I'm bored too where I am , probably get in a couple of hours work each day. Still appreciate the rate and why they need me there, but it can be excruciatingly boring.

Online share/derivative trading keeps me going.

[Board Game Geek]

And if you are struggling with your perceived low daily rate, this man should be a humbling reminder to us all.

How to stretch a budget

[Board Game Geek]

Should I just shut up and take my £400 per day? How do I pass the other 6.5 hours of my working day?

Easy...by remembering that on minimum wage £5.30ish ? a hour, for an 8 hr day. the average person will earn £42 approximately a day.

You are earning nearly 10x that.

So STFU and be grateful for what you've got. Cos there are a lot of people earning a hell of a lot less.

To55er.

[PrinceNamor]

Good lad. Remember, at the critical moment just think how much you'll be charging your client for the priviledge of having a w@nk in their bogs and it will make your climax truly earth-shattering.

It was. Luckily there is a newagent in the building I work in so easy access to a wealth of porn? Any recommendations? I like the larger lady. Not huge just a bit more flesh on the bones than Victoria Beckeham

[The Farmer]

This thread has just got slightly uncomfortable

[Goya]

I guess you're inside IR35 then?


Anyway, I had a friend who did a 2 yr contract at HP on £500/day and never did a single days work there. He spent all day online share trading using the money he was earning to lose a small fortune.

[Lucy]

Good lad. Remember, at the critical moment just think how much you'll be charging your client for the priviledge of having a w@nk in their bogs and it will make your climax truly earth-shattering.

Does this make him a sex worker ?

[Lucifer Box]

Off to the loo with porno mag in hand. Back soon...

Good lad. Remember, at the critical moment just think how much you'll be charging your client for the priviledge of having a w@nk in their bogs and it will make your climax truly earth-shattering.

[PrinceNamor]

Reading porno mags in the bogs. Long lunches. Learn online. Post more tulipe on CUK. The list is endless. Use your imagination. Maybe it's an initiative test?

I had a friend who did a 2 yr contract at HP on £500/day and never did a single days work there. He spent all day online share trading using the money he was earning to make a small fortune.

Off to the loo with porno mag in hand. Back soon...