Anyone we know? #42

[Andy2]

ce n'était pas ma poupée sexuelle

[Paralytic]

[The Gendarmerie has now invited the doll’s owner to visit the police station to collect ‘her’.

Cue Daily Mail article tomorrow citing a sex doll charity representative demanding dolls rights to gender identify...

[courtg9000]

It was Whorty's new neighbours moving in gift.
But they got the village idiot to post it and it ended up in France!

[ladymuck]

What I find concerning is that the dumping of the doll could be a dry run for dumping a real body. No-one saw it happen so the perp could think that they have found a good location / time of day for when they do the actual deed.

[SueEllen]

The Gendarmerie has now invited the doll’s owner to visit the police station to collect ‘her’.

I think someone had an argument with their doll so there won't be any collection.....

[ladymuck]

https://metro.co.uk/2021/08/23/sex-d...ct-it-15135790


When emergency services in France got a call about a ‘body’ in a canal, they prepared for the worst. Police and firefighters raced to the scene, but found it was a false alarm, and an amusing one at that. Officers at the Gendarmerie de la Loire, in central France, were called by a couple on a bike ride in Briennon. Cycling next to the canal, they thought they saw a corpse taped up in a black bin bag floating next to a heap of branches and reeds. The couple called police at 12.30pm on Tuesday and they hauled the body back to the banks with the help of firefighters. To all of their amazement and relief, it turned out to be an inflatable sex doll. The Gendarmerie has now invited the doll’s owner to visit the police station to collect ‘her’.