Originally posted by MarillionFan
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Previously on "DDOM: British people - biggest piss artists"
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Originally posted by ladymuck View PostIt's always best to have drinking competitions against SE-Asians as many don't have the necessary enzyme for processing alcohol and so get drunk really quickly
I'm not sure they have the gene but they all seem to think they can drink way more than they actually can.
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Originally posted by edison View PostI think it just means English and Scottish people get drunk easily; we're not even in the top 20 countries in the world by per capita alcohol consumption according to most surveys.
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I think it just means English and Scottish people get drunk easily; we're not even in the top 20 countries in the world by per capita alcohol consumption according to most surveys.
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My Dad had to have his gall bladder out. Apparently the pain from gall stones is impervious to morphine. This is a known fact for old school A&E doctors.
Due to the location of the scars from the keyhole surgery my Dad then ended up wearing braces to hold his trousers up as a belt cut in too much and hindered the healing.
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Originally posted by Gibbon View PostDoubt it with hospital food (unless you're private), I've lost weight on every admission. Anyway fingers crossed.
Now in the 37's
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostWell as I'm in hospital about to have my gall bladder removed, I think it will take 12 months to become a skinny runt like yourself.
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostWell as I'm in hospital about to have my gall bladder removed, I think it will take 12 months to become a skinny runt like yourself.
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Originally posted by AtW View PostWell done m8, let us know in a million years how it is going.
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